3RD GRADER GETS 1-WEEK DETENTION FOR EATING CANDY

http://www.ultimatefortbend.com/2010/05/third-grader-gets-detention-jolly-rancher

WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That'll learn 'em to not get their jollies!

 

I'm sure there's much, much more to the story.


But then maybe with all the fat asses I see around maybe the school is doing the kid a favor in a small way.

 

5 days detention for possession of a Jolly Rancher.

It's a hard-knock-life for kids these days....sounds similar for someone going to confinement for a misdemeanor possession of drugs.

 

This stuff has to be nipped in the bud. Next thing you know there will be little girls geting their pigtails pulled, ants roasting in the sunshine from a magnifying glass, and boys pretending to shoot each other with pretend paper guns.

 

When I was 7 I got myself a nice detention for swatting and killing a fly... (gods creature)

 

I hope it was a really good piece of candy!

 

Thats complete and utter bullsh*t. For real. The school I go to has a vending machine full of candy.....and more than Jolly Ranchers. Hershey bars,Reeses,Kit Kats....you name it.

 

Just more proof that our entire education system is in the toilet.

 

Caught on tape
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0zgIzqgxFU

 

I smell a lawsuit.