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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Well, my wife's gone to Charleston for 4 days.

    What should I do?


    BTW, I have the 21, 17, 16 year olds here.
     
  2. jk0001

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    Send the 21, 17 & 16 year old to Charleston for 4 days also as a Suprise! :D
     
  3. TexasF355F1

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    Escort service.

    They're all old enough to appreciate it.
     
  4. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    i was thinking about getting a brisket.


    ;)
     
  5. ND Flack

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    Take 'em to the Beacon. By the time y'all come out of your food comas, the Mrs. should be home.
     
  6. beast

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    Party at Uro's house:D
     
  7. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    16 year old would actually vote for that: "DOUBLE CHILI-CHEESE A-PLENTTTTTTTAY" (old blind guy yells the order to the back)
     
  8. GuyIncognito

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    hire a moving company to empty out the house. plant a hidden camera to capture the look on her face when she gets home :)
     
  9. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Great idea!

    I know, i'll burn the house down!

    I bet the look on her face will be priceless!
     
  10. GuyIncognito

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    even better!
     
  11. Eagle1

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    Uro,

    Right on!! I had a real Texan share his brisket technique with me back in my KC-10 days and I must say....... it changed my life. Do you have any good rubs? or possibly make your own? A brisket would be a crowd pleaser!!!
     
  12. coledoggy

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    send the caravan to "pimp my ride". she if she likes the results.
     
  13. TexasF355F1

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    DO IT!

    :D
     
  14. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Don't chew be dissing on my car-o-van, now.
     
  15. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I got a great rub from a butcher shop in Birmingham, just unbelievable.

    I wish I knew how to make it.
     
  16. beast

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    I got a great rub at a massage par........ ERR Never mind:D
     
  17. 8 SNAKE

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    Do the girls shoot? You need to pry open your safe, dust off some of that ammo and get out to the range.
     
  18. Simon^2

    Simon^2 F1 World Champ

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    Is it possible to "wrap" a house...

    "honey I painted the house..."

    I'm thinking the hello kitty domocile
     
  19. 101010

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    Sounds to me like your wife is actually the 4 day bachelor(ette). ;)
     
  20. GuyIncognito

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    given Uro's previous posts...SpongeBob.

    :D
     
  21. AustinMartin

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    Haha :D:D:D:D:D
     

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