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  1. mr. green

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    I listen to Tom Leykis a syndicated talk radio show. One of his rules is never spend more than $40 on a date. If after 3 dates she doesn't put out don't ever call her again. Have any of you used these techniques
    before. If you have what were the outcomes. If you have your own date rules what are they.
     
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    Never, EVER date a woman whose offspring might be like you. EVER.
     
  3. BWS550

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    DRINK SOME AMNONIA AND COME BACK TOMORROW AND TELL US ABOUT IT...........
     
  4. Mark(study)

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    I miss Tom... we don't get him in Miami.

    He was a jerk but I loved one of the bits he did on his show.

    A girl would call and say my boy friend is giving me a hard time because I have guy friends. And he doesn't want me to go out with them anymore.

    Tom would say "GOOD!" Your boy friend is correct to get mad. He knows those guys are just hanging around because they want to have sex with you, if a chance ever comes up.

    The girl would swear up-and-down... they like me for my personality, I'm fun and cool to hang out with.

    After 15 minutes of Tom saying "NOPE, They only put up with your stupid crap because they know if they get you drunk or after a fight with your boy friend they might be able to have sex with you.

    So Tom calls the 3 guys on the air and ask them... would you "F" this chick if you got the chance? They all say "yes" that's the only reason we hang out with that dumb girl.

    The female caller can't belive guys can act that way. The woman is blown away.

    TOM just laughs his ass off

    show is funny..... but aimed at 18-25 year old crowd.
     
  5. redhead

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    Just think, another 4 years, and Green understand the whole show!!
     
  6. Horsefly

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    Bruce, didn't you know that Green's dates always pick up the tab? They buy him a tall glass of Angel's Trumpet tea. In true women's lib, politically correct fashion, they let him drink first.
     
  7. wax

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  8. darth550

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    So, basically you are on a public forum admitting to us all that you struck out 3 times with 40 bucks at your local "Rub and Tug?" I got news for you buddy....Leykis can't help you.

    Here's a good way to spend the dough.

    1. $40.00 worth of Sodium pentothal
    2. $40.00 worth of Pavulon
    3. $40.00 worth of Potassium chloride

    That'll fix you right up.

    DL
     
  9. Shadow DN8

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    From Tijuana :)
     
  10. vincent355

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    $40? that's gas money just to get to the date here in CA.

    Are you guys gonna go and get some hoho's at 7-11

    Vincent.
     
  11. MarkPDX

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    Wow, there is a whole line of "Closet Boy" merchandise available at the NAMBLA store online. Maybe Mr. Green should pick up some of these before his next date
     
  12. castex

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    Why haven't you guys ignored Green? Before Ferrarichat's recent new dawn everyone was like: 'Ooh, you're the first on my ignore list', but you're still here, still being obnoxious and downright rude. The threads Mr Green is starting do certainly have a consistent air of inanity, but I don't see why you feel you have to act in this way. It's ugly. Either participate in the theme of the thread (not that I'm going to), or go and physically punch someone on the nose. What do you say?
     
  13. wax

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    What fun is that? When I hit somebody, they stay down. 's why I'm undefeated. Besides, ClosetBoy Green here is our pet assclown*.

    Aside from that, I don't recall any of these individuals stating they were going to ignore it.

    I understand your motivation to be a helpful F-Chatter and answer his pointless questions he should be asking his cousin or sandbox playmates, but from one post to the next, Green can't make up his mind if he's a budding entrepeneur or a "budding" (if you will) ClosetBoy with a $40 limit at the tables.

    If you ain't humpin' after she has your Home-cooked meal - you're dumpin'.

    *Not sold in stores.
     
  14. mr. green

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    After reading your responces I realize that only a few of you are Leykis
    listeners. That's really a shame, I think you could use a dose of Leykis
    in your life. I suppose this F-chat crowd isn't the right demographic for
    his show. Like Gene Simmons used to say " If it's to loud than your to old"
     
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  16. LAfun2

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    i used to listen to him in los angeles

    cant find him in san francisco

    he has a huge following in the pacific north west
     
  17. mr. green

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    His show is heard in the bay area on an A.M. station. I'm not sure which
    one. If you call KLSX radio station in Los Angeles they might be able to help you out.
     
  18. WJHMH

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    for anyone that lives in the DFW area, was a fan of the Russ Martin show, some of the funnest radio stuff since Howard Stern.
     
  19. LAfun2

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    yeah when i went to ucla, i would tune him in during the traffic ride home..and i remember him saying 5 listeners in teh bay area in the am station..however i just cant seem to locate him

    hes entertaning for sure
     
  20. redhead

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    Try Here....
    http://www.kycy1550.com/about.shtml

    Never heard of that station, but that is what Google produced.
     

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