Good Morning Comrade Toeknee Hopskins M8, You must forgive them all Toeknee M8 they were almost certain to be poorly educated miscreant blackguards; of an unctuous nature wishing to ingratiate themselves with you, their illustrious leader. Why, yesterday evening I was engaged within a sword crossing session with the precociously iniquitous Noony, whom I was forced to severely reprimand due to his inability to form the word 'Ferrari.' Fortunately I have been plied with brandy by 'Steve f' the Forum's St Bernard and this has sustained me during my expatriation to Monaco. Of course, and as I no longer pay UK taxes, I am in a sufficiently strong financial position to send him twelve bottles of Champagne, a similar quantity of Cognac, plus five hundred packets of crisps - all to be consumed by my supporters at Russels Cafe.
Dear Comrade Precocious Talent of Ferraristii Noony M8, Yesterday we had four question marks all in a row. Today we have but three letters. Okay, so I may no longer pay UK taxes; but I have paid more than my fair share over four decades. So why am not benefitting from this expenditure which the Socialist government has purported to have invested in the youth of this realm? For example what does 'lol' mean? Why are you not communicating correctly with the Queens English loyk wot I do? With kind regards, 512 Tea Are - Tear Arse
Good Evening Comrade Evangelist of Ferraristii, Thank you for your kindness. And yes, here I am again by popular request having returned from the Principality of Monaco but yesterday afternoon. Do you know who is selling the yellow 512TR on the FOC web site - or could it even be the 512M which I understand your competitor Verdi had within his emporium for a while? A yellow 512M is awaited here - must be in close to perfect condition. With kind regards, 512 Tea Are - Tear Arse
me thinks the wonders of Monaco have addled your brain for I am not in the business of buying and selling F-cars! I merely enjoy the melodious sound of a classic V8, right where it should be! How long do you think it would take to drive from Monaco to Cavalaire?
Dear Comrade JeffQV, Please will you accept my most humble apologies. I had for some obscure reason believed you to be the proprietor of a Ferrari specialist/dealer and which has transpired to be a foolishly presumptive mistake on my part. Monaco to Cavalaire? In a flat twelve mid engined Dream Machine less than twenty minutes! With kind regards, 512 Tea Are - Tear Arse
Dear Comrade Precocious Talent of all things Ferrari - Noony, That's as may be. But you have been rather remiss in not explaining lol. With kind regards, 512 Tea Are - Tear Arse