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9 reasons to hate Rachel Ray.........

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  1. Kds

    Kds F1 World Champ

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    I cannot stand this nattering food midget........she sounds like an upper west side nanny in menopause.......the sound of her voice makes me want to commit sepuku with an overpiced ergonomic hand blender.......

    http://templeofsuck.blogspot.com/2008/08/i-have-better-cleavage-than-rachael-ray.html

    1.She comes from Oprah. Nothing good has ever come from Oprah.

    2. When I watch her talk, I feel like she's a little kid trapped inside a woman. Like part of her brain never made it past 12. Sometimes I just want to pat her on the head and say "Hah, cute little kid. Now go run and play and let the grownups work in the kitchen."

    3. Her cutesy little phrases. EVOO. Delish. This goes along with her 12 year old personality. What irks me most about the stupid phrases is the people who repeat them. Saying "Yum-O" while trying to seduce a national audience into believing you can cook is bad enough, but when some soccer mom in a chain restaurant looks lovingly at her fajitas and says YUMO!, you just want to smack a *****. Two *****es.

    4. She's not a chef. Stop calling her a chef. She's a cook and a mediocre one, at that.

    5. The FHM photoshoot. Seriously. I'm not a feminist by any stretch of the imagination, but the whole idea of catering to men who have this idea that women are good for sex and cooking irritates me. Here's this woman who is running a media empire, who is famous for her cooking and she still finds it necessary to pose like this for publicity. Honestly, she doesn't pull it off well, anyhow. She looks like she'd be frigid in bed.

    6. I like my food people to have personalities that make me want to eat with them. Even the fat priest on my local cable channel looks like fun. Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmerman - I could definitely hang with them and talk about food all night. Hell, I'd even hang out with that weirdo Alton Brown. But five minutes with Rachael Ray would make me want to drown her in a vat of EVOO.

    7. The goofy faces. My god, I want to punch her.

    8. Hypocrisy means nothing to her when faced with the opportunity to make more money. She started Yum-O, an organization that tackles childhood obesity and promotes healthy eating to children. Then she signs with Dunkin Donuts. Then again, this is a woman who wants you to spend 20 bucks to put your food scraps in a "garbage bowl" designed by her. You know, instead of just using a plastic freaking bowl you already have in your closet. Or, say, the garbage pail.

    9. Her followers. I can only hope the Rachael Ray minions come here and tell me what a loser I am. Those people are legion. They are the mindless throng born of Oprah, the same people who will read one of Oprah's book choices and profess it to be the greatest piece of literature ever, just because their goddess recommended it. They are the same people who think Dr. Phil actually knows what he's talking about. The same people who call Rachael Ray a chef and spend 20 dollars on a garbage bowl. Yea, I'm talking about YOU. Bring it.
     
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  2. darth550

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    The (so called) picture of her with her flat chest in the little Mary Ann top gives me nightmares!
     
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    You hate her because... deep down inside... you're convinced that she's a lesbian ;)
     
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    i can't stand it when, whatever it is she's eating, she rolls her eyes and says," oh that's soo good".
     
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    Nah, who's the British lady with the huge...melons?
     
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    What about Paula Deen ya'll? :D
     
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    Holy CRAP! :eek::eek:
     
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    LMAO!

    I rarely laugh out loud, but that did it Chris!

    LOL!
     
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    I don't even know who Rachel Ray is other than having heard her name. I didn't even know it was a cooking show. I thought she did some sort of talk show. Shows what I know.
     
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    +1
     
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    I find it funny how tv chefs try to show how good something smells & tastes with facial expressions. How everything is perfect........

    ....except when Rachel Ray was in Hawaii and tried Spam musubi (fried spam & rice wrapped with seaweed and teriyaki sauce). Finally found something that she did not like!!! :) (I'm from HI and love Spam)

    ....or Bizarre Foods Andrew Zimmern when he tried eating Durian fruit. (spat it out) Bizarre indeed!!!! :D
     
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    Um, 10? She's obnoxious? Although what she cooks is obviously palatable. Looking at her lately, it appears she's been getting high on her own supply.
     
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    I can just visualize Rachael Ray's husband being nagged constantly by her.
     
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    Are you trying to say that she's livin' large?
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    She's eating her sorrows away. Being fake 24/7 is finally taking its toll.
     
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    I agree and a girlfriend of mine said to me "her show is like soft porn for cookin'!!
    I also dig the MILF Sandra Lee she has a smokin body imo.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I just laughed out loud as well---everyone at the office was less than amused
     
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    Correct me if I am wrong, but if Kirstie Alley kept up on her diet, would we be seeing less of Susie Sunshine...........I mean Rachel Ray? In a weird way, it reminds me that if Mamma Cass shared her sandwich with Karen carpenter, they would probably both be alive today!
     
  23. Wade

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    Looks like she's getting ready to use her Lorena Bobbit line of signature cutlery.
     
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    You so crazy, man you should do standup comedy! LOL
     
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    Giada. Delaurentis. gets my vote
     

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