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Discussion in 'Other Racing' started by 96impalaSS, Mar 24, 2004.

  1. 96impalaSS

    96impalaSS F1 Rookie

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    My friend Warren has this joke he is always saying because my girlfriends last name is Nguyen,it goes like this.
    (first in case you dont know Nguyen is pronuced Win)
    Michael Schumacher has more Nguyens than a Vietnamese phonebook.

    It's dumb I know but I thought I'd share it with you guys.
     
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  3. tifosi12

    tifosi12 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I like it.

    Kinda like the prank the reporters tried to pulh on Juan (one, won) Taco.
     
  4. writerguy

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    Hey on the topic of silly race things did you hear that Six Flags was going to open a NASCAR themed Roller Coaster where the people get to sit in cars that look just like NASCAR Stock cars but they ran into trouble because every time they tried to turn right the cars fell off the track....
     
  5. 96impalaSS

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    LMAO!!!
     
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    Six Flags was going to open a F1 themed Roller Coaster where the people get to sit in cars that look just like F1 racers but they ran into trouble because only half the cars finished the ride.
     
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  8. tifosi12

    tifosi12 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Hehe. Just back from Orlando where I stopped at the Petty Experience in Disneyworld. I didn't have time to do it, but I did put the NASCAR driving experience on my list of things to do.

    I still don't appreciate their races, but that doesn't stop me from learning more about what it feels to sit in one of these things. I already know what driving in an oval feels like, done it in a CART and a IRL replicar.
     
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    Naah the F1 track starts with the red cars in the front and ends with the red cars in the front and none of the cars can pass.....

    For tillman from yesterday afternoon....
     
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    They should rename the sanctioning body NAFCAR: National Association for Funny Car Auto Racing.
     
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    I was talking to a true NASCAR fan over the weekend and mentioned (proudly) Jeff Gordon (the only name I remember aside from Petty and Earnhart). To my utter shock, they hated him?!

    About the only guy I know as an outsider and I think a cool one as shown in trading paint. He might have even become a real single seater open wheel racer and they don't like him? Gosh. That's like saying Senna sucks.

    Goes to show how little I know about NASCAR.
     
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    Just think How i feel sitting there with these guys and honestly not knowing who the fack they are.... Really I do respect them for rising to the top but after 20 or so years of ignoring this it is kinda hard to come up to speed quickly
     
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    Interesting comment. I guess that's why we get so frustrated with the Debruhls of Speed TV. I always thought I could easily do a F1 commentator's job. But I would be left stranded if they'd ask me one single question about NASCAR.

    Hey, at least I've been to Daytona! I bet Mr Defool has never been to Monaco.
    :)
     
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    Well one thing is for sure with just 5 of these cars on the track the sound id deafening Gotta get some earplugs for the race.
     

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