A Christmas Tale... | FerrariChat

A Christmas Tale...

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Gilles27, Dec 9, 2008.

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, Skimlinks, and others.

  1. Gilles27

    Gilles27 F1 World Champ

    Mar 16, 2002
    13,337
    Ex-Urbia
    Full Name:
    Jack
    Probably a re-post...

    When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
    toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
    Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was
    coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
    about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
    Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
    floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys
    were scattered.
    Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a
    shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had
    drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he
    accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of
    little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the
    broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the
    broom.
    Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,
    yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
    Christmas tree.
    The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a
    lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me
    to stick it?'
    And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
    tree . . . .
     
  2. pks41805

    pks41805 Formula 3

    Aug 4, 2007
    1,152
    Colorado Springs, Co
    Full Name:
    Paul Sloan
    Oh, tale!
    I was thinking "tail".
     

Share This Page