So this duck walks into a convenience store and says to the clerk... duck: got any gwapes? clerk: no The duck turns and waddles out of the store. A few minutes later the duck returns and walks up to the clerk. duck: got any gwapes? clerk: no, I don't have any grapes. I just told you now get out. The duck again leaves and in a few minutes returns and approaches the clerk. duck: got any gwapes? clerk: NO! I don't have any grapes and if you ask me again I'm going to nail your beak to the counter. The duck turns and again waddles out of the store. In a few minutes, however, the duck comes back and walks up to the clerk. duck: got any nails? clerk: no duck: got any gwapes? Your a great audience! Have a good one.
Why doesn't the duck gwo some pwlace else to find what he's wooking for? He's wasting his wown time and the shop kweepers. Also, he may be able to find what he's wooking for wight awound the cworner. I don't get what's funny. The duck is also wisking wosing that store as a pwace to buy items. I still don't get it. Was there a second duck in there steawing candy as these two were twalking? Pwease give me more details.