A fact about women.....NSF-kiddies!

So, I'm sitting here watching The "L" word and my wife just happens to walk by during a Flashdance part 69 scene. She notices who it is and remarks about how she cant believe Jennifer Beals would be in this show. So I asked her what she thought JB had been doing for 20 years!

BUT....

As we are talking, she slowly circles the sofa and sits down. By now she's glued to it. So I tell her, "You know, they may not admit it but there isn't a woman alive who is any more than 5-8 drinks away from being bisexual"

I get the "Oh GAWWWWWWD" and then "The Look!"

Funny thing is....here it is, 45 minutes later, and she's STILL watching!!!!!!!

 

Ever notice how many girls/women have pictures of them on a night out kissing another girl? And a majority of the time they are not embarassed in the least!

 

Kissing and bumping clams are in two different leagues.

 

Hence the 5-8 drinks!

 

Number of college parties Ive been to where you see 2 (more like 4 or 6) girls making out with eachother who will tell you they are straight? All of them.

 

I used to work for the counseling service in college. We called them LUG's...lesbians until graduation.

 

The LUGs only do it to turn on the guys.

 

Well it works.

 

Absolutely no argument from me on that point!

 

Back in sophomore year of high school I was talking to two girl friends of mine in AP European History, and I said that I had a theory that all girls were inately somewhat bisexual. They denied it up and down and round and round, said I was crazy, blahblahblah.

A few years later one of the girls admitted that she had a dream about the other.

Last year we're at a party and the other girl gets on top of another friend of mine and starts kissing her.

And both of them still deny my theory.

 

So what movie was it?

 

Its a TV show.....

 

My Wife and I both enjoyed watching the L word and Queer as Folk. What I found funny was when we would talk to friends about these shows you would always here the women say they liked the show but could do without all the graphic homo scenes in Queer as folk , but you would never hear a guy say about the L word " I like the show but could do without all those Lesbo scenes"

 

Are you kidding me? I think most women like Queer as folk PRECISELY because of those scenes....they just don't want you knowing that.

 

I've had the same exact theory for the past few years. How many men will get drunk and make out w/ eachother? None. Girls however, a few drinks (which intensifies your feelings at the moment) will get them on top of one another. It can't be denied, ALL women are somewhat bisexual. Nothing wrong with that though, I enjoy watching.

 

The L show is a surprisingly great show. The first season, you can tell they are using the lesbian sex thing a lot to hold your attention(when it really doesnt need to) but the second season they cut back on the obvious lesbo sex and focus on the story and do a very good job of it. Can't wait for season 3. It's the 8th of Jan right?

 

Obviously you did not see or hear that episode of the Howard Stern show where Artie took the five men from Queer Eye of the Straight Guy out partying. Artie was so drunk he was offering far more than kissing.

 

MITN MITN!

 

...and you just figured that out?

A visit to pretty much any college town in the US would have taught you that... even though they mostly seem to do it for attention (which is fine by me)