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A funny joke...you may have already heard.

Discussion in 'New York Tri-State' started by 993 guy, Jul 19, 2004.

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  1. 993 guy

    993 guy F1 Rookie

    May 21, 2004
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    The Ferrari!

    A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: A brand new
    Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it
    costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
    An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to
    him.
    The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of
    car ya' got there, sonny?"
    The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
    "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
    "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude
    proudly.
    The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
    "No problem," replies the owner.
    So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
    sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all
    right... but I'll stick with my moped!"
    Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man
    just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
    speedometer reads 160 mph!
    Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
    getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly...
    Whoooooosssshhhhh! Something whips by him, going much faster! "What
    on Earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man asks
    himself.
    He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then,
    up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped!
    Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and
    passes the moped at 275 mph. Whoooooosssshhhhh! He's feeling pretty
    good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him
    again!

    Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
    takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph Not ten seconds later, he sees
    the moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's
    nothing he can do! Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his
    Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
    The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is
    still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God! Is there
    anything I can do for you?"
    The old man whispers with his dying breath...
    "Unhook...my...suspenders... from...your...side view mirror."
     
  2. udalmia

    udalmia Guest

    "LOL"! nice one eric!
     
  3. JC360

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    lesson learned: we should get keith to wear suspenders.
     
  4. 993 guy

    993 guy F1 Rookie

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    LOL, now that's pretty funny Jon. Nice...
     
  5. kenster888

    kenster888 Formula Junior

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    Where can I get a 250 GTO for $500k?
     
  6. DodgeViper01

    DodgeViper01 F1 Veteran

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  7. ClydeM

    ClydeM F1 World Champ
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    Especially when he cops the laid-back attitude from the islands.

    Lupe: "I feel the need for speed. Let's go, Keith"
    Keith : "Later, mon"
     
  8. noahlh

    noahlh Formula 3

    Aug 28, 2003
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    LOL!

    Hadn't heard it -- hilarious...:)

    nlh
     
  9. Ed P.

    Ed P. Formula 3

    Dec 28, 2002
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    repost... but still funny
     
  10. Buttuz4eva

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    not funny but i forgive you
     
  11. Black355

    Black355 F1 Veteran

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    Heard it? I wrote it!

    Not.
     
  12. Greg G

    Greg G F1 Rookie

    new to me - I laughed Eric
     
  13. zjpj

    zjpj F1 Veteran

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    in my dreams

    Eric, I like that joke
     
  14. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    tHErE WunCe WerE DeSE NytS FaKE AzZ, WaNNa bE gHeTtO TougH, gAngSTAs whO (IN REALITY) weRe NuTTin mORe dEn WHiNING LITTLE GIRLZZZZZZZZ................


    Oh sorry, we've already heard this one before. ;)


    D (YOU BIYOTCHES ARE STILL MINE) L
     
  15. ClydeM

    ClydeM F1 World Champ
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    Yes you did. From your own govenor
    Arnold Schwarzenegger :)

    Only in Cali
     
  16. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    Politics? You have to resort to POLITICS?? Aww come on...

    D (shaking head again) L
     
  17. AJS328

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    Or, for that matter, one that goes 320 MPH!
     
  18. ClydeM

    ClydeM F1 World Champ
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    Must have been a typo. probably suppose to be KPH. That would translate into roughly 195mph. That's about GSP speeds :D
     
  19. JC360

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    i assume that $500K includes a support vehicle to tow it after it
    reaches 300 mph.
     

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