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A joke for Wolfgang-----------------

Discussion in 'Europe' started by tonyh, May 5, 2004.

  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex
    vit you"

    "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour" "Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"

    "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"

    So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four
    large bedsprings and a duck caller.

    "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs."
    The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.

    "Now you vill get on your hans and knees."

    She duly does this, balancing on the springs.

    "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you.

    She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the
    guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by
    the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The
    climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several
    minutes before she has recovered her breath.


    Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you
    call that?"






    "Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"
     
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  3. Wolfgang

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    ROTLFLAMO,

    tonyh, you bastard....your jokes are allways the best!!!!
     
  4. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    ;-)
     
  5. Wolfgang

    Wolfgang F1 World Champ
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    tonyh,

    the joke is a great one, but your "soho" dialect is the BEST!
    Dude, its strange to see what happens eating mushy peas, fish & chips, drinking warm camel p*** beer and after all driving on the wrong site:D
    :)---all in good brit humour fun---:)
     
  6. hedge

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    wtf does ROTLFLAMO stand for Woofy?
     
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  8. Wolfgang

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    sorry just a typing error in my post; should go this way:D

    ROTFLMAO : rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
     

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