A little dose of reality...........................

An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup.

The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better!" he
replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with
my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says,"Well, let me tell
you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a
season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally
grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods
near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of
him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes
the handle. BAM !!! The beaver drops dead in front of him."

"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone else
must have shot that beaver." "My point, exactly."

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DL