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A new meaning for "crashing Microsoft"

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  1. GrigioGuy

    GrigioGuy Splenda Daddy
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    From pitpass.com

    World Motor Sport Council Announcement

    05/07/2006

    The World Motor Sport Council has issued the following announcement:

    Bridgestone has been selected as the official tyre supplier to the FIA Formula One World Championship in 2008, 2009 and 2010.

    Microsoft MES has been selected as the official ECU supplier to the FIA Formula One World Championship in 2008, 2009 and 2010.
     
  2. DGS

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    Well that settles the question about the venue for the '08 USGP:

    It'll be on Xbox.
     
  3. kirill

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    ok, now cars will need two more radiators to cool CPU.
     
  4. FerrariF1

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    wow that sucks, car could just shut down and we wouldn't know what happened.
     
  5. kirill

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    "Gentelmens - boot your engines" :)
     
  6. RedDevil007

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    F1 ECU's by MSFT. How depressing is that..................... I thought F1 suppliers were supposed to represent the pinnacles (or at lease close to) of their respective niches?
     
  7. SoftwareDrone

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    Well.... Budweiser is the pinnacle of beers, no?
     
  8. WJHMH

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    So will there be enough room on the steering wheel for Ctrl+Alt+Delete keys?

    :rolleyes:
     
  9. TOOLFAN

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    Starts car, waits for windows logo...... Da nah
     
  10. DGS

    DGS Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    Pull left paddle to down shift:

    Pop-up: "Are you sure? Y/N"

    Pop-up: "A newer version of Micro$oft Shifter is available for download. Press enter to download"

    Pop-up: "Please shut down all engine functions to upgrade and hit enter"

    Pop-up: "You must reboot to take this action. Press enter to reboot now."

    Drivers will be crashing the cars on purpose. :rolleyes:

    --
    "Where do you want to park today?"
     
  11. axemansean

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    So will the race winner be the one with the most blue screen of death's.
     
  12. frefan

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    By the end of the race all spectators in the stands will have their cell phones infected with a virus
     
  13. TOOLFAN

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    I bet windows ECU 08 will be way more dependable than windows ECU 09.
     
  14. Tyler QB

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    LMAO
     
  15. aawil

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    None of the cars will finish with that incompetent company making the ecu's. I hope apple has already made them before cause god knows they can't do anything on their own. ;)
     
  16. kirill

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    Is official supplier of Antivirus for MSFT ECU has been selected ?
     
  17. frefan

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    hahahaha - i'll get right on it ;)
     
  18. ItaliaF1

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    Maybe this finally means that we are going to get an F1 game on Xbox 360. That would be great.
     
  19. 1_can_dream

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    This is the only good thing I could hope to see from this.
     
  20. ItaliaF1

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    Isn't that the truth!
     
  21. jknight

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    Sorry to see Microsoft awarded the contract. I hardly think they'll be able to beat Magneti Marelli's record. From 1992 to 2004, cars equipped with Magneti Marelli systems won the constructors' championship a total of 12 times.

    Carol
     
  22. jknight

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    Here's the reason behind the successful bid for Microsoft:

    McLaren Electronic Systems, an independent developer within McLaren's group of companies, is behind the successful bid with Microsoft to supply ECUs in Formula One from 2008.

    Carol
     
  23. DGS

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    So if you can't make your car reliable, you make everyone else's unreliable?
     
  24. jknight

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    Sounds like it! Perhaps yet another attempt to foil Ferrari by eliminating their success with the Magneti Marelli systems?

    Carol
     
  25. GrigioGuy

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    There will be a line in the code:

    If InstalledCar != McLaren then RandomECUFailure = 1
     

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