A puzzle for the masses

....my brain hurts.....

 

Graph paper and 82 packets....
Erik

 

As Iwasateenferrarifan correctly surmised:

82 complete sets

incidentally;
5 title pages
1 sheet of instructions
2 data sheets
0 sheets of graph paper will be left over

 

I concur, I'm let down.

 

haha it is the truth though been 20 for almost one month now
erik

 

correct....

 

Say, rivee, where's our "'E' for 'Effort'" or "'S' for 'Satisfactory'" or Gold Stars by our names or A+'s or...

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Here's one:

A tour bus driven by a Mexican National crashed smack dab on the border between the US and Canada, aside from the driver there are, er, were 36 passengers on the bus, of whom 1/2 were Canucks, 1/2 were US'n's - all strewn about with 1/2 on their own country's side, 1/2 on the neighboring country's side. Where were the survivors buried?

 

It depends on how many students there are.

 

Nowhere they are still alive. funny they don't bury live people in either country lol
Erik

 

Guess you heard this when you were in 4th grade, too, huh?

 

I'd say the limiting factor is the school's budget! When I was in high school, my whole science DEPARTMENT had $1000/year to spend on supplies. I remember bringing in some paper towels for extra credit. What a joke.

 

My roomate actually did I read it out loud to him.
Erik

 

A father took his son to hospital for emergency treatment after an accident. The doctor greeted them, but on seeing the boy, exclaimed, "I can't operate on him - he's my son!" How can this be? (The son was not adopted, nor a step-son.)

 

Dr. Mom.

Like my avatar?

 

The doctor is the boys mother. (SHE Doc)

 

Are there teachers that still give out gold stars in class?

 

What if there are only 31 students in the class? How will 82 of them get packets?

 

I agree. The question isn't "How many packets can be assembled?", it's "How many students will get packets?" The limiting factor is the number of students.

 

When I was a sophomore in HS, there was an optional early morning Sex Ed class. Everybody got a letter in the mail from the school about the class. However, instead of the informational letter, I got a copy of the annual retirement fund summary. Which probably explains why I believed in the stork until I was 19.

 

Correcto

 

The father was the one injured, not the son. The doctor at the hospital is the injured man's father (which would also make him the boy's grandfather).

 

I think you're getting that puzzle confused with this one:

"Brothers and sisters have I none, But this man's father is my father's son."

 

Promotion to General?