A rabbi and the IRS

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  1. bobafett

    bobafett F1 Veteran

    Sep 28, 2002
    (Lifted frmo MBW)

    Just a little post tax time humor....

    The Internal Revenue sends their auditor to audit a synagogue. The
    auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and
    says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

    "Yes," answered the Rabbi.
    "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he

    "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up
    when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and
    every now and then, they send us a free box of candles."

    "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his
    question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another
    question, in his obnoxious way..."Rabbi, what about all these
    matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"

    "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the
    crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and
    every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."

    "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the
    Rabbi."Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the
    foreskins from the circumcisions?"

    "Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What
    we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we
    actually send them to the Internal Revenue."

    "Internal Revenue!," questioned the auditor in disbelief.

    "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue. And about once
    a year, they send us a little prick like you."
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  3. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

    Aug 3, 2002
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    Carbon McCoy
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! That's classic stuff...! i love it...!

    Reminds of the joke about the guy stretches anuses for a living and gets pulled over...

    "Well, we stretch them 'til they get to be about six feet tall..."
    Cop: "What do you do with a six foot assh0le...?"
    "We put him in a squad car and make him clock radar all day...!"


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