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  1. LMP234

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  3. 62 250 GTO

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    #3 62 250 GTO, Apr 30, 2005
    I don't know, pirates have ships and treasure. I don't think ninja's can even swim in thier outfits and swords. The pirates would just fire their cannons from the shore line and then use their matchets from a distance, once on land, I think pirates also had swords. So the ninja's would suffer damage from the ships and from the guns and still have to put up a good sword fight. I would go woth pirates. HAR!

    Are you in the line up for Starwars with me? Wave, maybe I'll see you and we can trade action figures and decide defensive stratagies for the Jedi squads.
     
  4. 62 250 GTO

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    #4 62 250 GTO, Apr 30, 2005
    Tesseract, is that a puzzle in your avatar?
     
  5. Rexcoltrain

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    #5 Rexcoltrain, Apr 30, 2005
    I can't tell you how many times I've had this same debate. I usually tend to lean towards ninja's, but I can certainly see the other side of the coin. BTW, most of my friends are pirates.
     
  6. CMY

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    #6 CMY, Apr 30, 2005
    Do you remember that scene in one of the Indiana Jones films where he's confronted by some dude with the martial arts swords flailing away? Yeah, it'd be kind of like that.. firearms are a wonderful technology. ;)

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  7. caseykimma

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    #7 caseykimma, Apr 30, 2005
    there's no "Ninja Booty", only "Pirate Booty"
     
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    ninja, pirate ???? i think kitty fish sticks can kick both their a$$es, although kitty does resemble a pirate, smokin that cat nip......uro, you really should have a talk with the pooty....
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  12. MarkPDX

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    You obviously don't know **** about ninjas..... they would swim out and cut the pirates throats before they ever knew what was happening.
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  13. sduke

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    #13 sduke, Apr 30, 2005
    Crap!!!!!

    Well at least I have the satisfaction of knowning others have seen the light!!!

    "Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."

    nuff said.
     
  14. Alex_V

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    #14 Alex_V, Apr 30, 2005
    Ninjas for the win
     
  15. coolestkidever

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    #15 coolestkidever, Apr 30, 2005
    ok we have talked about this numerous times during lunch at school

    we have come to the conclusion that pirates would win due to the fact that pirates not only have ships, booty and treasure. THey have sword skills and cannons. Ninjas just have swords and agility. Pirates just ahve to stay on their ships and blow ninjas away. If the ninjas did happen to board the ship, pirates with their superior sword skills would demolish the ninjas.
     
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    This should end the discussion.
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    You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
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    #18 jptyke, May 1, 2005
    Pedro would win
     
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  20. LMP234

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    #20 LMP234, May 1, 2005
    Stolen from the real ultimate power website:

    "The Ultimate Battle

    Scene 1:

    Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.


    END

    -While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed. "

    I dunno, it seems that pirates lose...
     
  21. Etcetera

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    #21 Etcetera, May 1, 2005
    You know nothing! That is obviously a Himikaru Tomishinu Shogii Warrior from the Gaijin Province.
     
  22. LMP234

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    #22 LMP234, May 1, 2005
    Orrrrr...a ninja disguised as a Himikaru Tomishinu Shogii Warrior from the Gaijin Province. Duh.
     
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    #24 Dcup, May 1, 2005
    chris, isnt that dave groll [ foo fighters ] ??? that band kicks a$$...
     
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    #25 134282, May 1, 2005
    This site is really deteriorating... Threads like this are ridiculous... How immature can you idiots be...? No wonder why people keep leaving this site and going off to make their own site... Because you guys are STUPID, that's why...! Look at this STUPID debate you're having...

    ...everyone knows Ninjas ROCK and pirates suck ass...!!! :D
     
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