AIRCON SPOTTED IN SYDNEY!!

Shame on you AIRCON,don't know when to stop huh.

 

the vic boyz are still trying to reach a consensus on whether they think he's a chronic or acute masturbator.

 

See, not only do I have to put up with him pinching my nuts, I have to be weary of him doing stuff like this.

 

hey ASH,you should do a poll,theres gonna be a lot of talk on if he's a Chronic or acute,what do you think

 

after seeing that picture and the head line,now i know what you mean

 

with that 'Keen Masturbator' headline i thought it might mean he lubes with curry powder

 

this line probably tops it off

"in fact,it's fair to say that most sydney bars are full of WANKERS," a police spokesman said.
taken from that paper.

 

You do realise that story is parody, and not real?

 

yeah i know

 

could have pchopped it a bit better

 

They haven't made Rohypnol for years. Replaced it with a weaker version that has a pretty blue dye so wankers can see when their drinks are spiked.
Much more imaginative date rape drugs out there these days in any case.

 

Is it classified as rape when you are having your way with yourself without your express consent?

 

i had a sexually experimental phase in my late teens, i tried southpaw.

 

you can reach?

 

yes your bum looks big in those pants

 

I don't think so, as your brain must've told your hand to "rape" yourself so therefore technically you are giving consent.

I'm sure RMV can weigh in on the legalities concerning this.....

 

Legally speaking, if the left or right hand is considered by the person as a part of their body, then there can be no mens rea, as the consent is implicit. If the self-abuser suffers from body dismorphia, then the hand in question would have the requisite mens rea, as there can be no consent if the mind does not recognise the hand/perpetrator as being part of the body. Like most things, it's all in the mind.

Hope this clears it all up.

 

It will turn on whether he is dysmorphic in relation to his manus! It's very simple. Really!

EDIT: However, if he has drugged himself in order to have his way with himself, then dysmorphic or not, there has been no consent, and his hand would be criminally liable.