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AIRCON SPOTTED IN SYDNEY!!

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  1. PAP 348

    PAP 348 Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 PAP 348, Jan 29, 2006
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    Aircon,i just found this newspaper article in the Sydney Morning Herald. You should be ashamed of yourself! Shame shame shame! :D Dont you know that sh*t can make you go blind?? :D
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  2. eurospec

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    Shame on you AIRCON,don't know when to stop huh.
     
  3. ashsimmonds

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    the vic boyz are still trying to reach a consensus on whether they think he's a chronic or acute masturbator.
     
  4. F40LMGTC

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    See, not only do I have to put up with him pinching my nuts, I have to be weary of him doing stuff like this.
     
  5. eurospec

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    hey ASH,you should do a poll,theres gonna be a lot of talk on if he's a Chronic or acute,what do you think
     
  6. eurospec

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    after seeing that picture and the head line,now i know what you mean
     
  7. ashsimmonds

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    with that 'Keen Masturbator' headline i thought it might mean he lubes with curry powder
     
  8. eurospec

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    this line probably tops it off

    "in fact,it's fair to say that most sydney bars are full of WANKERS," a police spokesman said.
    taken from that paper.
     
  9. RMV

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    You do realise that story is parody, and not real? :)
     
  10. eurospec

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    yeah i know
     
  11. kayman

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    could have pchopped it a bit better :p
     
  12. 360C

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    They haven't made Rohypnol for years. Replaced it with a weaker version that has a pretty blue dye so wankers can see when their drinks are spiked.
    Much more imaginative date rape drugs out there these days in any case.
     
  13. stephens

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    Is it classified as rape when you are having your way with yourself without your express consent?
     
  14. ashsimmonds

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    i had a sexually experimental phase in my late teens, i tried southpaw.
     
  15. PAP 348

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    Oh whinge whinge f*cken whinge! LOL ;)
     
  16. PAP 348

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    Hey ash,its ok brother,im still experimenting.....................:D
     
  17. ashsimmonds

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    you can reach? :eek:
     
  18. PAP 348

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    Whats that supposed to mean ash?? :(
     
  19. ashsimmonds

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    yes your bum looks big in those pants
     
  20. PAP 348

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    Um...............................what?? lol :(
     
  21. PAP 348

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    Is there something that you are not telling us Stephens? :D Hehehe
     
  22. FFOUR

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    I don't think so, as your brain must've told your hand to "rape" yourself so therefore technically you are giving consent.

    I'm sure RMV can weigh in on the legalities concerning this..... :p
     
  23. RMV

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    Legally speaking, if the left or right hand is considered by the person as a part of their body, then there can be no mens rea, as the consent is implicit. If the self-abuser suffers from body dismorphia, then the hand in question would have the requisite mens rea, as there can be no consent if the mind does not recognise the hand/perpetrator as being part of the body. Like most things, it's all in the mind.

    Hope this clears it all up.
     
  24. PAP 348

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    Um............................ nope :( Can aircon pull himself to pieces and it not be rape RMV??
     
  25. RMV

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    It will turn on whether he is dysmorphic in relation to his manus! It's very simple. Really! :)

    EDIT: However, if he has drugged himself in order to have his way with himself, then dysmorphic or not, there has been no consent, and his hand would be criminally liable.
     

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