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  1. ^@#&

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    Well I was walking home from my friend's funeral (I don't wanna talk about it), and I was in the little town of Narberth (just setting a place and letting people in my area know) and I hear tires screeching and police sirens. A jeep is speeding through traffic followed by the cops. He is stuck behind a white car which is stopped at a traffic light right after the movie theater. He swerves and it looks as though he is gonna start to drive on the sidewalk which so happens to be the one I was on. I'm standing on the corner about 10 feet from a beer truck that was unloading what else but beer. The cops slam the jeep into the beer truck and basically bend the jeep into an almost L. About 20 cops surround the guy with guns drawn (I swear there were more than 10 cop cars chasing this guy) and tell him to get out. The guy gets out and the cop that disabled the vehicle jumps on the guys neck with his leg. Guy is arrested. End of story. All I can say is that beer saved my life.
     
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  3. redhead

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    Beer does work in strange and mysterious ways.
     
  4. Schatten

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    wow... so... beer isn't so bad? they were wrong about that one.
     
  5. coolestkidever

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    oh **** noah, i heard on 1060 that there was an accident in Narberth and my dad got all excited because he grew up there (Hampton Ave) and nothing like that ever happened. glad that you are ok. Sorry to hear about your friend, what church were u at, St. Margerts?
     
  6. ^@#&

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    yea St. Margerts
     
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    Indeed.

    Noah, you're pretty lucky that you're not lying on a slab in the Corona's office. Go to St. Paulie's Girl Cathedral and Lite a candle.

    (Sorry for the Lowenbrau humor.)
     
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    Whoa, he barley missed you! Did you hop out of the way?
     
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  14. ^@#&

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    I'd say it was more of a "ho **** gotta get outta here" kinda jump.
    oh yeah, that was a pretty bad beer pun saying , It took too much thought for me to get
     

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