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  1. 4re Nut

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    #1 4re Nut, Jun 1, 2011
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    Found this pic on Fiat's FB page. Given the look on Alonso's face and the color of the car (squint and it's Red Bull blue :D) I thought it deserved a caption contest.

    Let's hear 'em!

    I'll start:

    "Hey, was that Stefano and Vettel in the 458?!"
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  2. tifosi12

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    #2 tifosi12, Jun 1, 2011
    "Gee, this has the bigger engine than my 2013 F1 Ferrari..."
     
  3. Horse

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    #3 Horse, Jun 1, 2011
    "Hey, you gave Michael a Ferrari!"
     
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    "Dammit Vettel! Do you ALWAYS have to be in front of me?????"
     
  5. TheMayor

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    #5 TheMayor, Jun 2, 2011
    I'll give it another try:

    "Hey Massa!!! Get out of the way. Didn't you hear? Alonso is faster. Alonso is FASTER!"
     
  6. mgv1

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    "Looka here, dis inside mirror not big enough for ma head but dis one on the door almost fit"
     
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    "May be I should go drive for Ron"....
     
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    #8 lucky_13_2002, Jun 2, 2011
    "Oooooops, I think Lewis rear ended someone at the stoplight"
     
  9. PCA Hack

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    #9 PCA Hack, Jun 2, 2011
    "Baby, come back! I just cut an $80 million check to move back to Spain - what the hell did you think I'd be driving?"
     
  10. Mitch Alsup

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    #10 Mitch Alsup, Jun 2, 2011
    500 is a bigger number than 458.
     
  11. darth550

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    #11 darth550, Jun 2, 2011
    "HEY FRANK... WHERE'S THE DAMN WHEEL???"
     
  12. starboy444

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    #12 starboy444, Jun 2, 2011
    "Fernando was shocked to realize that team orders did not apply in public traffic"
     
  13. RWatters

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    #13 RWatters, Jun 2, 2011
    LMAO!!!
     
  14. Remy Zero

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    #14 Remy Zero, Jun 2, 2011
    And we have a winner!
     
  15. starboy444

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    #15 starboy444, Jun 2, 2011
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    My next caption was going to be:

    "Fernando and his team mate love practicing the 'spin and win' before every race"
     
  16. 4re Nut

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    #16 4re Nut, Jun 2, 2011
    Great stuff; keep'em coming!

    Hilarious! That will be tough to beat.
     
  17. garak

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    #17 garak, Jun 2, 2011
    "Finally a car that's faster than the 150° Italia"
     
  18. curtisc63

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    #18 curtisc63, Jun 2, 2011
    Fixed it for you!
     
  19. TheMayor

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    #19 TheMayor, Jun 2, 2011
    "I can't drive a stick!"
     
  20. SonomaRik

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    #20 SonomaRik, Jun 2, 2011
    If I win more races they promised me one in Red.
     
  21. OneofMillions

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    #21 OneofMillions, Jun 2, 2011
    +100 !! Lots of funny ones in this thread, but by far this is the best so far.
     
  22. WCH

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    Photographic proof that, contrary to all expectations, Fernando does not love the smell of his own ....
     
  23. Gatorrari

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    #23 Gatorrari, Jun 2, 2011
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  24. TheMayor

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    #24 TheMayor, Jun 2, 2011
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  25. 4re Nut

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    #25 4re Nut, Jun 2, 2011
    "Massa told me to follow the yellow line to Montreal, but this sure doesn't look like Canada to me."
     
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