So I just grabbed a Reese's Cup, peeled the foil, peeled back the black paper, and right as I was about to eat it, I saw it... Another black paper wrapping!!! This has to be the end of the world or some other kind of omen. How many days do I have to live?
It is a simple sign Micheal. You are to ignore all the advice that you got from Carbon regarding woman and listen to me instead! LOL
You're not going to die, but someone close to you is. Or possibly someone you don't actually know but admire. Expect this tragedy within the next month.
just to be on the safe side, take a mirror, break it onto the floor. place a ladder over the broken glass, then go out and buy a black cat. walk under the ladder, over the glass, while holding the cat. that should break the spell, hopefully. consult a doctor before trying this at home.
Another 50 to 100 years, and it's curtains for you. -- (Old Benny Hill sketch: A man storms into a doctor's office and yells, "You quack! Twelve months ago today you told me I only had a year to live!" The doctor shoots him.)
then, to make sure the spell is broken, contact mdm eurotics to see if you can get a car for a little less than 200k over market value. if they say yes, the spell is broken.
It is now imperative to go out and have sex with as many women as possible in the next 7 days. Of course use protection since you are not going to die from the extra wrapper. The extra wrapper is a sign your reese's was made on a tuesday by an irate packaging machine.
But he's just too adamant that his methods are the best: cheesy pick-up lines, chloroform rags, etc. Teach me the way, oh mighty Designer. Well, as a college student, all I have to my name is an Xbox, an RX-7 and those cursed Reese's. You'll have to fight my sister over the RX-7 but other than that it's all yours. lol
This exact occurance has happened to me once or twice. LOL. I always think it's just the fools in the factory playing jokes.
Yes, you are going to die. Nobody gets out of this life alive. Please note: We all have billions of neutrinos passing through our bodies every second. They interact with something in our bodies every 20 years. The first two interactions won't kill you but the third is always fatal. Stop whining. OK? RIP Dr. Phil
