A baby seal walks into a club.......
A guy goes into a bar with his dog - where the barkeep says "No dogs are allowed." The dog says, "I don't see any sign posted about dogs." Barkeep says, "Hey! You can talk! Cool! I'm buying you both a beer." After a while, the owner needs to go to the can, so he tells the barkeep "Keep an eye on him, will ya?" Since the owner's out of sight, The barkeep leans over and asks the dog if he would go over to the 7-11 across the street, and ask for change from a $20 to buy a newspaper. He tells the dog that his friend across the street would get a kick out of it, and besides, he'll buy beers for the dog and the owner... and the dog can keep the $20 for his trouble. The dog takes the $20 in his mouth & walks out of the bar. When the owner comes back out, he's all panicked, "Where's my dog? Oh, my God..." Barkeep fesses up, so owner runs outside - dog is nowhere - then he hears a sound in the alley next to the bar. When he turns into the alley, he sees his dog humping a French Poodle. Shocked, he looks to his dog and says, "Rex! You've never done anything like this before!" The dog looks up and says, "Yeah, well, I've never had 20 bucks either!"