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Another Friday Joke------------

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by tonyh, Feb 6, 2004.

  1. tonyh

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    Dec 23, 2002
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    Tony H
    A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting
    > at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at
    > a nearby table all alone.
    >
    > He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
    > expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that, if she
    > accepts it, she is his.
    >
    > The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman,
    > saying this is from the gentleman over there.
    >
    > She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man.
    > The note reads:
    > "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
    > garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants."
    >
    > The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his
    > own back to her, and it read:
    > "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa,
    > a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over twenty-five
    > million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as
    you,
    > would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."
     
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