A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting > at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at > a nearby table all alone. > > He calls the waiter over and asks for their most > expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that, if she > accepts it, she is his. > > The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the woman, > saying this is from the gentleman over there. > > She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man. > The note reads: > "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your > garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." > > The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his > own back to her, and it read: > "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, > a BMW 850iL and a Mercedes 600SL in my garage, and I have over twenty-five > million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, > would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."
