Dear Tony h, I do think you should take greater care with your grammar. This notwithstanding, am I to presume that your comment of 'proper loon' is your assessment of yourself in monosyllabic terminology?
Dear 512Tiara A monosyllabic word only has one syllable. MONOSYLLABIC WORD EXAMPLES: bar her its why just not both since health ; stop subjgating your metaphor's ;-0
Right thats it. Can we start a vote to best decide on how one would like to dispose of 512 fruitcake? Personally I would like to lock him in his P100, set it on fire and then push it off a cliff! Is there anyone who would like to suggest other more thoughtful methods?
Put him in the Big Brother House with the fruitcakes that are in there already.Bet he'd get on well with that halfwit Marco. Steve
Part of me says off with the head , another part of me feels really sorry for what is clearly a very sad individual. Perhaps this is his only entertainment - No I forgot about the P100 , Off with his head :- )
Steve, I can't claim to have any mopeds but I do have a collection of old (pre decimalisation and mechanical only, not electrical) amusement machines. Heres a pic of a stand I made for my girl's school fayre with 6 machines (3 round the other side):
LH machine is a 60s Bryans Elevenses Middle is a Bradley Crusader (very rare) from the 30s (I think) RH is a 30s Allwin de Luxe Steve
Shall we all chuck a fiver in and maybe he can lose his virginity, he may go away when he's pop'ed his cork, 512 tea baby is it men or babes come out of the closit we dont mind which you like we will pay,then go buy your own next time or come back on and not talk p100 crap, tea if your up for it i will get the guys to send there fivers to Tony il pick up the dosh and hold your hand all the way to losing it, need to take pics though and get a recipt to show how well we treated you sir,your grammer is excellent use it well,my grammer/spelling is crap as youve said before--no offence taken i wouldnt even sleep on it babe, Dale.
I have yet to cross swords with 512 Tea Are either on a personal level, or a context specific level, but I find his use of our post-Norman mother tongue both congruous and cogent. Of precisely what is he guilty that a virtual beheading appears to be our only recourse? At least he uses punctuation!
I used to have a moped in france. We spent countless hours reading magazines on how to soup them up. We'd bore them out by hand, and race them on the weekends. Some were pretty fast!
Tony, Well, I did not really expect decapitaion in real terms, just curious why derision is always thrown in his direction.....
I must say that I liked the photograph's of the machines set up on the display panel - very nice indeed. However, yet again I find that many of you have been drawn by the bait of polemic dispute and having become ensnared within the chasm of controversy have found your only recourse to the altercation to be a diatribe of disputation. For myself, I am sat in my garden admiring the gracious curves of my P100. And whilst doing so have been listening to the gentle sound of clouds drifting across an azure blue sky; and all the while quietly and patiently weaving nets to catch the wind. Regrettably, all that I've caught so far is a few wind bags from the Ferrari Chat Forum!
Dear Steve, You may well be suffering a degree of precipitation at your domicile but here in the land of mystery the following applies: The sun, it shines, And it shines upon the righteous. But the rain: It rains, and it rains upon the just, And upon the unjust fella. But more upon the just, Because the unjust hath - The just's umbrella!
Dear Wax, How so very kind of you to allow me the great privilege of becoming the grateful beneficiary of a direct communication from across the other side of 'Our Atlantic Ocean.' However, the photograph is either the most magnificent coincidence; or alternatively you are familiar with my very good friend in Florida. I shall not elaborate further than this. So will you confirm please, whether my friend in Florida was indeed the provider of salient information?
It may be attributed to psych(ot)ic phenomena. Skeptics, like my elf, would say it is nothing more than coincidence.
You have an elf? Your very own elf?? Man, that would be sweet to have your own elf that gave you advice. Personally I have a Troll, an Orc and two Unicorns, but I'm thinking of giving the Troll the sack.
