Anybody got some good scince project ideas

Monitor and document the lab results from John Lamour, before and after silicone is introduced into his environment!

That should be fun and loose! You'll get an A and he'll get T and A!

A win win.

 

I suggest you do a pavlovian experiment. get john, sit him down on a chair. bring in a girl with nice tits (fake obviously). Make sure the boobs are within arms reach, and john is tied to the chair. Everytime he reaches for the tits, zap him with a cattle prod. See how long it takes him to realize not to touch the boobs.

 

it may me look like this, but i will never learn my lesson, now stick that prod in my rectum and give me the 1000,000,0000,00.0.99 jigawatts, while darth is trying to kiss me and standing barefoot in a puddle.
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i experimented with booze and smoke, i dont remember what the outcome was but i do remember waking up in a puddle of vomit and a red ball strapped in my mouth.

 

wow. just wow.

 

you could also hide a camera in peterS office and see just how many gay porn sites he visits through the day.

 

On what object does ice melt faster on; styrofoam or wood??

Thats what I did in Elementary & I got 3rd place.

 

me and darth are gonna have fun with this thread !!

 

this is my last john lamour joke. You can try to see how many boobs in one room it takes for john's head to explode.

 

that sucked.

 

that is why i gave up. can't think of anymore. you are a useless resource now.

 

Why not do it on an alternative/renewable energy source? That'll get some attention especially with $3 gas.

 

or you could do a makeover experiment on noah, i will supply the before pic---
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like how to extract energy from jiggly boobs...

 

hahahahaha i hate you

 

NOW YOUR TALKIN !!!!!

 

I did my school science project on Albedo - the measure of how much light a surface reflects. I made an instrument to measure it, proved the instrument worked, then went on to measure various surfaces. I then was able to draw conclusions as to what sort of things make a difference to albedo, and how you might make a "stealth" surface, or a high visibility one.

I got top of the class for it.

 

In high school I got 4th in state for my experiment on signal transmission using LEDs, lasers, and infared. I basically hooked up my ipod to some simple circuitry (resisters and the like to make the power from the battery the same as needed for the lights and so it wouldn't harm my ipod). I was trying to get to the point where I could use a laser as data transmission but I had neither the time nor skills to do so.

This might give you some ideas and if you put a unique twist on it the judges will love it.

 

Show how much hybrid cars are a waste of time and money and explain how to make Biodiesel and why it's better.

 

do research on female sexuality

 

All it takes is the proper mouthing and fingertip technique.

 

buy a copy of backyard ballistics from amazoin, also look at the reccomended related books, fun stuff, or anarchist's cookbook...

 

I did a science project on 'glue strength'.

Turns out most glues can hold a *lot* of pressure/force.