ARE WOMAN IRRESISTIBLY ATTRACTED TO MEN IN FERRARIS

Know it dont work, only the very shallow women, get turned on by the car, Mind you would be sad if you only got a F Car to use as a chatting up tool.

 

The best reaction I ever had in terms of women was when I owned a BMW 3 series cab. It was a strange colour (burnt orange) with creme leather and 5 drunk women walked past when I was parking it up. Some great comments and come on's, but very superficial.

Had I not been outside my Mums house (with her stood at the front door) I could well have had the night of my life.

 

As some of you will know, I met a girl on the M1 round about junction 12, courtesy of the Murci after having been at Donnington all day. She pulled up in an MX5, we swapped numbers and she still comes round every other weekend when shes up North. I'm pretty sure shes coin operated cos she loves going out for expensive meals and Daddy has a boat off st Tropez (where she is now), I can't really keep up with her tastes but I just have a thing for posh birds and their accents. I'm not too bothered as long as she stays. I could into detail but bear in mind that we have some lady fchatters I wont!
Probably like most of you I dont or didnt mention the 355 to girls I was talking to and dont do it with the Lambo, but on the odd occasion it just slips out heh heh. But to answer the question it depends where you go with the car. In a posh bar you will get women with swipe cards on the back of their heads asking the doormen whose the Ferrari/Lambo is outside,and you get pointed out and cornered, ok if they are presentable. There was however a memorable occasion when I took a girl out who, lets say was unlikely to have relations in aristocracy, who did'nt realise she was in a 355 and took more interest in the Dyson vac I had in the hall at home.
Apparently on iffy council estates a Dyson is a status symbol. A 355 is not. So there you go. Buy yourself a Dyson and get laid.

 

Thought i'd had a result when this girl come up and started talking to me saying how lovely the car was. Then I put my sunglasses on as I started chatting and one of the lenses had fallen out... Felt a right pratt!

 

I have to add this story which happened a recently.
I have a close girl 'friend' who has a title- shes a lady, her Dad is some Earl or something. I wanted to get hold of a Gold card for a wickedly exclusive bar in Leeds so we wrote together to the general manager of the bar with Samantha sighning herself off as Lady Samantha (which is correct)and me as Viscount George (for a laugh). Needless to say we had to appear in person to the manager to explain why we wanted a card etc, bit nerve wracking but sam carries it off to a 't'. So we get the gold card. It probably helped that the Lambo was parked outside. Now confusingly, there is also another guy (called Griff) who has an orange Lambo Murcie identical to mine with the plate 4K U (how cool is that), that also parks his car outside this bar. I'd noticed in the last couple of weeks that the Manager had been acting very coldly towards me whereas before he couldnt do enough. Anyway, i'm waiting to be served with this bird im trying to impress, and the barman says hows your Lambo? I said great thanks. He must have thought I was the other guy Griff, cos his next comment was' theres another guy that comes in here with a new Lambo'. Or really I replied. 'Yes he says, he thinks hes a fuc***g viscount but we all know its a load of ****.'
Needless to say I have'nt been in since.

 

Bummer

Anyone wanna buy a used F car?

 

I find that women either completely distance themselves from you or have this 'over the top' reaction. There seems to be no middle ground. When they DO like it though, you can do no wrong.....

 

Corsa the women like the men with Ferrari's. However, they do like the more mature and experienced males. Hence the reason why RAY360M and myself meet with such success with the young ladies. Youth has always been wasted upon the young - seemingly this is also applicable to Ferrari's!

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse

 

And the fact that you 2 are minted might help too ?

 

Dear Comrade Toeknee Hopskins M8,

Ray and I spent the money on extensions - so indirectly you are right! But the ladies like it - so it was money well spent. I may go into porn movies and see if I can recoup the investment. Meanwhile, I am available to any female Ferrari Chatters at a discount.

Newly weds arrived at the honeymoon hotel. The receptionist said "Do you have any reservations?" . . . "Yes" the bride replied "I don't like it up the ass."

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse

 

You struggling in the trouser department?

I applaude you for having the courage to share this with the community though.

 

Anyone know how much a good Dyson costs?

 

Dear Comrade Graham S M8,

Not any longer that's why I've spent my life savings on an extension. It's wonderful. Massive! Like a large pink cucumber with a jaffa orange on the end.
It was worth every penny!

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse

 

But
"The weakest kind of fruit drops earliest to the ground" - William Shakespeare

Better get that dust pan and brush ready

 

Sorry to say Tea Arse has got it wrong .When we went for the medical for the extensions in seperate rooms and doctors Tea Arse needed 75 mm extension to make it worthwhile My doctor said he was not happy cutting 100mm of mine to make them both the same size ,so i left

RAY 360M hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

I was always under the impression that it was better to give than to receive

 

Dear Comrade twotoomany M8,

Have you not considered an extension?

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse

 

Dear Comrade Twotoomany M8,

I shall be seeing RAY360M in church on Sunday and shall broach this subject with the vicar and from whom I shall seek moral guidance.

512 Tea Are - Tea Arse - Tear Arse

 

Sounds about right!

I'm off to bed - 'night!

512 Tea Arse - Tea Arse - Tear Arse

 

I like this post ray360 is there any other storys like this ray