Are you ready to rock? | FerrariChat
Buy

Are you ready to rock?

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Texas Forever, Apr 10, 2005.

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, Skimlinks, and others.

Page 1 of 2
  1. Texas Forever

    Texas Forever Eight Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED Rossa Subscribed

    Apr 28, 2003
    85,600
    Texas!
    #1 Texas Forever, Apr 10, 2005
    Don't ask me how I know this...

    Step 1 -- Get really fuked up.

    Step 2 -- Locate a Band's greatest hits CD.

    Step 3 -- Get even mo fuked up.

    Step 4 -- Make sure that the CD you found has Chest Fever on it.

    Step 5 -- Repeat Step 3.

    Step 6 -- If you can, find your stereo system.

    Step 7 -- Find the knobs that say Volume, Bass, and Treble.

    Step 8 -- Turn all these knobs as far to the right as they can go.

    Step 9 -- Repeat Step 5

    Step 10 -- Refind the Band CD with Chest Fever on it.

    Step 11 -- Stop listening to the Dick Dale CD that you already had playing.

    Step 12 -- Make sure that all dependent children and significant others have left the house for a while.

    Step 13 -- Figure out to insert The Band CD into your stereo system.

    Step 14 -- When in doubt, go back to Step 9.

    Step 15 -- Hmm... where was I????

    Step 16 -- Grab remote control.

    Step 17 -- Figure out which track is Chest Fever.

    Step Whatever -- If all systems are still go, click play...

    Repeat as often as necessary.


    Dr "What is all this crap about bats?" Who
     
  2. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ
    Consultant

    Jul 26, 2004
    15,782
    Full Name:
    IgnoranteWest
    #2 FarmerDave, Apr 10, 2005
    Holy *****, it's 8pm on a sunday, and the good Who Doctor is more trashed than I am. Good times!
     
  3. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

    Oct 31, 2003
    39,248
    California
    Full Name:
    Ryan
    #3 LAfun2, Apr 10, 2005
    Hearing this line from a well respected PhD, CPA, guy with tons of wisdom about everything in life (car and non car related), just cracked me up.

    Thanks for the laughs, Dale! :D
     
  4. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Sep 5, 2001
    26,446
    Panther City, Texas
    Full Name:
    WJHMH
    #4 WJHMH, Apr 10, 2005
    April 15th is getting closer...
     
  5. Texas Forever

    Texas Forever Eight Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED Rossa Subscribed

    Apr 28, 2003
    85,600
    Texas!
    #5 Texas Forever, Apr 10, 2005
    Actually, I just spent the last two days at the track with some real Ferrari types. Guess what was in the CD coming home?
     
  6. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    40,470
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    #6 UroTrash, Apr 10, 2005
    I'm EXTREMELY pleased to see this thread.

    I feel much better about me.
     
  7. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

    Jan 3, 2005
    8,645
    Between 2 Implants
    Full Name:
    Claude Balls
    #7 Dcup, Apr 10, 2005
    NOT..................................
     
  8. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

    Oct 31, 2003
    39,248
    California
    Full Name:
    Ryan
    #8 LAfun2, Apr 10, 2005

    U2?
     
  9. Texas Forever

    Texas Forever Eight Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED Rossa Subscribed

    Apr 28, 2003
    85,600
    Texas!
    #9 Texas Forever, Apr 10, 2005
    No Grasshopper! You must repeat all steps until you git it.
     
  10. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    40,470
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    #10 UroTrash, Apr 10, 2005

    OK, give us a hint, its a Band right?
     
  11. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

    Oct 31, 2003
    39,248
    California
    Full Name:
    Ryan
    #11 LAfun2, Apr 10, 2005
    Santana?
     
  12. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

    Oct 31, 2003
    39,248
    California
    Full Name:
    Ryan
    #12 LAfun2, Apr 10, 2005
    Dick Dale CD
     
  13. LAfun2

    LAfun2 Three Time F1 World Champ

    Oct 31, 2003
    39,248
    California
    Full Name:
    Ryan
    #13 LAfun2, Apr 10, 2005
    Chest Fever
    Three Dog Night
    From Captured Live At The Forum
     
  14. Etcetera

    Etcetera Two Time F1 World Champ
    Silver Subscribed

    Dec 7, 2003
    23,964
    Full Name:
    C6H14O5
    #14 Etcetera, Apr 10, 2005
    John Denver's Greatest Hits.

    I've got the rock on now, foos!
     
  15. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    40,470
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    #15 UroTrash, Apr 10, 2005
    Is it a Michael Jackson album?
     
  16. Texas Forever

    Texas Forever Eight Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED Rossa Subscribed

    Apr 28, 2003
    85,600
    Texas!
    #16 Texas Forever, Apr 10, 2005
    NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!

    Why do I even try? We are doomed.
     
  17. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ
    Consultant

    Jul 26, 2004
    15,782
    Full Name:
    IgnoranteWest
    #17 FarmerDave, Apr 10, 2005
    Grambling Marching Band? :D
     
  18. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    40,470
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    #18 UroTrash, Apr 10, 2005

    OK, just give us the name of the Band.


    Who's on second?
     
  19. Texas Forever

    Texas Forever Eight Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED Rossa Subscribed

    Apr 28, 2003
    85,600
    Texas!
    #19 Texas Forever, Apr 10, 2005
    AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

    It is Who's on First and What's on Second!

    Heaven help us!
     
  20. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    40,470
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    #20 UroTrash, Apr 10, 2005


    Whos Next?
     
  21. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ
    Consultant

    Jul 26, 2004
    15,782
    Full Name:
    IgnoranteWest
    #21 FarmerDave, Apr 10, 2005
    I don't know.

    Third Base!
     
  22. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    40,470
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    #22 UroTrash, Apr 10, 2005
    No, No, no


    Who's Next is my favorite album. Atleast while I'm thinking about it.
     
  23. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    40,470
    Purgatory
    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    #23 UroTrash, Apr 11, 2005
    Hey Dale, Do you have a headache this morning?? :)
     
  24. ralfabco

    ralfabco Two Time F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Mar 1, 2002
    28,029
    Dixie
    Full Name:
    Itamar Ben-Gvir
    #24 ralfabco, Apr 11, 2005

    Wur ya jammin to Taxman by the Beatles ?


    You are not that old.
     
  25. teak360

    teak360 F1 World Champ

    Nov 3, 2003
    10,065
    Boulder, CO
    Full Name:
    Scott
    #25 teak360, Apr 11, 2005
    As Wax would say:

    Noche de Tres Perros
     
Page 1 of 2

Share This Page