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# Are You REALLY 100%? REALLY?

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Spasso, Mar 23, 2004.

1. ### Spasso F1 World Champ

Feb 16, 2003
14,612
Land of Slugs & Moss
Full Name:
Han Solo
#1
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give more than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
How about achieving 103%?

From a strictly mathematical view point it goes like this:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%

And,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14++15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-*-*-*-T
2+21+12+19+8+9+20= 103%

Then there are the over achievers:

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118%

So one can conclude with mathematical certainty.................................

.....................one of those days.

DJ

2. ### DallasGuy Formula Junior

Oct 29, 2002
606
Frisco TX
Full Name:
Chris F
#2
Thats great. I think I am going to post that above my desk.

3. ### Spasso F1 World Champ

Feb 16, 2003
14,612
Land of Slugs & Moss
Full Name:
Han Solo
#3
"It's all relative".................and you know how we feel about relatives. DJ