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Are You REALLY 100%? REALLY?

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Spasso, Mar 23, 2004.

  1. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
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    Han Solo
    What makes 100%?
    What does it mean to give more than 100%?
    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
    How about achieving 103%?

    From a strictly mathematical view point it goes like this:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
    then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%

    And,

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14++15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-*-*-*-T
    2+21+12+19+8+9+20= 103%

    Then there are the over achievers:

    A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7= 118%

    So one can conclude with mathematical certainty.................................

    .....................one of those days.

    DJ
     
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  3. DallasGuy

    DallasGuy Formula Junior

    Oct 29, 2002
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    Thats great. I think I am going to post that above my desk.
     
  4. Spasso

    Spasso F1 World Champ

    Feb 16, 2003
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    Land of Slugs & Moss
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    "It's all relative".................and you know how we feel about relatives.:D
    DJ
     

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