ashes 10/11

ashes drunk

i'm so funny

 

Didn't pick you for a cricket fan?

 

I LOVE cricket, dont watch it as much as I used to.

Too busy posting, fixing cars, playing with myself.....etc etc.

NOT in that order.

Same deal for anything on tv. My work roster means I miss a lot of shows/sport. So I dont watch them anymore.

 

Billie Birmingham and puppets on Warnies show last night was funny.

 

I'm the same,I enjoy the history,statistics and how it plays out over 5 days.
when i was sick at my sisters,thats all we did all day was watch the test match's.
I never go to a match,just TV.
Ashes in UK would be awesome follow them around in a nice car,staying at good digs.

 

CUB.

 

Without a doubt the original CUB. Still a funny guy, partly cuz he doesn't give a ****. Busted with two fat English tarts and a blow up sheep and he just shrugs his shoulders, lol.

 

I know the feeling

my excuse was I was drunk ....... my boss just laughed and said "what can you expect of colonials!"

 

Big noter

 

mine was a blow up doll some Kiwi mate gave me for a going away pressie .... and 2 fat English tarts during a train strike ... the things you do when you're trapped and drunk

 

Doesn't sound so bad

 

until the next day when everyone finds out !!

 

Still doesn't sound so bad

 

Beware the false sense of security....................

 

never underestimate Australia ... particularly when we play the poms

 

My mate Robert (Dutchy) Holland (Aussie spin bowler from the
mid-80's tests against the West Indies) was on the radio yesterday and he reckons the Aussies will win the first test at da Gabba.

 

wow the poms shut up pretty quickly after gettin smashed yesterday ....lol

 

+1.

I too enjoy watching it or listening to it at work.

 

They named this song after him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFtLONl4cNc&feature=fvsr

 

I'm told on good authority Clarke is about to be dumped by the selectors.

 

lol

 

Lara Bingle to now bat at number three.

 

On good authority he will be dropped.