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  1. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 PeterS, Sep 20, 2005
    FChat needs our own Dr. Phil / Dear Abby, etc! Unbenounced to Darth550, I have anointed him with the "Ask Darth" thread! Now you can ask the Master of wisdom ANY question that has ever bugged you! We have needed this since the Great Karnack died!

    Ask away!
     
  2. Enzo

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    #2 Enzo, Sep 20, 2005
    Here is an old one none of my teachers from Catholic school could answer.

    If God is all powerful can he himself make a rock so big that he can't lift it?


    (some might remember this from a 70's comedian)
     
  3. BWS550

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    #3 BWS550, Sep 20, 2005
    PETER


    DARTH REPLACED GENTRY??????
     
  4. Dcup

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    #4 Dcup, Sep 20, 2005
    question- why do i love FAKE tits so much ??
     
  5. Der Meister

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    #5 Der Meister, Sep 20, 2005
    doesn't everyone?
     
  6. pete04222

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    #6 pete04222, Sep 20, 2005
    Great thread Peter!

    Darth,
    Although the above is an excellent question, what I really want to know is the answer to the puzzle in UroTrash's profile.
     
  7. darth550

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    #7 darth550, Sep 20, 2005
    Reaganomics!
     
  8. matteo

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    #8 matteo, Sep 20, 2005
    Dear Darth,

    What bus do I need to take from MDR to Valencia?
     
  9. darth550

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    #9 darth550, Sep 20, 2005
    Busses only go there from Tijuana!
     
  10. writerguy

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    #10 writerguy, Sep 20, 2005
    Darth

    Why do you squish out when you sit down?
     
  11. dozzina

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    #11 dozzina, Sep 20, 2005
    Uro's puzzle is easy, what we need to know is why to 550 adjustible shock actuators spin?
     
  12. ajide

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    #12 ajide, Sep 20, 2005
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    It is because the slope angle of the two triangles are different. The missing space is actually used by the increasing slope angle.
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  13. ajide

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    #13 ajide, Sep 20, 2005
    1. How much do you make?
    2. What's better, TR or Boxer?
     
  14. darth550

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    #14 darth550, Sep 20, 2005
    Whoopee cushion.
     
  15. darth550

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    #15 darth550, Sep 20, 2005
    I won't tell anyone

    The 12 banger, obviously!
     
  16. matteo

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    #16 matteo, Sep 20, 2005
    What should I buy, F1 or 6-speed?

    Is Venus REALLY a man?

    Is Tillman really Rob?
     
  17. darth550

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  18. writerguy

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    #18 writerguy, Sep 20, 2005
    I have seen Rob and tillman or someone claiming to be rob in the same room......
     
  19. UroTrash

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    #19 UroTrash, Sep 20, 2005
    Darth,
    Do gays have defined roles or do they take turns?
     
  20. darth550

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  22. darth550

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    #22 darth550, Sep 20, 2005
    Atlas(t) I get a chance to answer this question! ;)
     
  23. WJHMH

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    #23 WJHMH, Sep 20, 2005
    If the speed of light is 670,616,629.38 miles per hour, what is the speed of dark?
     
  24. PeterS

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    #24 PeterS, Sep 20, 2005
    Dear Darth:

    Why do almost ALL people that drive mini vans drive 5 under the posted speed limit on a two lane road, but do about 25 over when they get to two lanes in each direction? This drives me NUTS!!!!
     
  25. darth550

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    #25 darth550, Sep 20, 2005
    100 yards in 9.1 seconds...

    next?
     
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