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  1. FarmerDave

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    #26 FarmerDave, Dec 18, 2004
    From Dicktionary.com:

    dartos

    \Dar"tos\, n. [NL., fr. Gr. ? flayed.] (Anat.) A thin layer of peculiar contractile tissue directly beneath the skin of the scrotum.

    cremasteric reflex
    n.

    A drawing up of the scrotum and the testicle in response to scratching of the skin over Scarpa's triangle or on the inner side of the thigh on the same side of the body.
     
  2. UroTrash

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    #27 UroTrash, Dec 18, 2004
    My, now; this thread is not only fun but educational as well!
     
  3. FarmerDave

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    #28 FarmerDave, Dec 18, 2004
    You could learn to do a handstand. :)
     
  4. FarmerDave

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    #29 FarmerDave, Dec 18, 2004
    Since we're getting all this advice for free, I spared you from everyone asking to explain. :)


    Another question: What's the medical term for the nether region known as the 'taint?
     
  5. UroTrash

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    #30 UroTrash, Dec 18, 2004
    The doctor is: OUT
     
  6. Z0RR0

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    #31 Z0RR0, Dec 18, 2004
    What? Are the 2h/week of work already over? Damn!

    For the volunteering bunch, I tried the handstand, but masturbating with my feet was rather complicated.
     
  7. F40

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    #32 F40, Dec 18, 2004
    Circumsized Vs. Non?
     
  8. UroTrash

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    #33 UroTrash, Dec 18, 2004
    I'm IN





    Depends on your future plans i.e.;

    What is in an Israeli pilot's emergency kit? A turban and a snap-on foreskin!

    Thus, if you plan work in the ME, a sock on the ol' trouser snake is a must.



    NEXT!
     
  9. UroTrash

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    #34 UroTrash, Dec 18, 2004
    Oh come on! I know half you guys have limp noodles, step up to the plate!


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  10. FarmerDave

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    #35 FarmerDave, Dec 18, 2004
    Ya know, 'taint yer butth*le and 'taint yer nutz?
     
  11. dm_n_stuff

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    #36 dm_n_stuff, Dec 18, 2004
    Tell the truth, as ****** doc, is it true that it's better to be pissed off than pissed on?
     
  12. dm_n_stuff

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    #37 dm_n_stuff, Dec 18, 2004
    Do you have any data about blood pressure increasing or decreasing when a man is, um, sexually stimulated?

    And, does the rise or drop in BP vary with the size of the, ahem, unit?
     
  13. UroTrash

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    #38 UroTrash, Dec 18, 2004

    Dave, What AM i gonna do with you!

    The taint is particularly and in my opinion exclusively applied to the portion of the FEMALE anatomy bounded anteriorly and ventrally by the introitus and posteriorly and dorsally by the bunghole.

    The term should only be applied to males in the context of those peculiar little quarter inchwide beards gen-Xers grow below their lower lip; these I have named the "taint-brush".


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    Addendum: "perineum" if you must know. Where's the fun in that?
     
  14. UroTrash

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    #39 UroTrash, Dec 18, 2004
    Believe me, I know about being pissed on!

    Unless you have a particular predilection to sexual stimulation triggered by micturatory events from your sex partner (not that there is any thing wrong with that), I would say, yes, It is indeed better to be pissed off than pissed on.


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    #40 UroTrash, Dec 18, 2004
    Anecdotally, I know some owners of champhine man-gland do get hypotensive during periods of erections. Often, compression dressings applied to the lower extremities can provide auto-transfusions and provide effective relief from the embarrassment of passing out and soiling ones undies.
     
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    #41 Challenge, Dec 18, 2004
    Doc, I get the V-pills and the blue M&M's mixed up. ?
     
  17. UroTrash

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    #42 UroTrash, Dec 18, 2004

    A common and sadly tragic problem we see every Halloween.

    Imagine the surprise Johnnie's mom get when her dear little tadger complains of bilateral carpal tunnel syndrome the next morning!

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    #43 FarmerDave, Dec 18, 2004
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taint
    According to the above referenced lexicon, the term is commonly applied to both sexes in today's vernacular. :D

    Would it be accurate to define the male "taint" as being bounded anteriorly and ventrally by the scroutm and posteriorly and dorsally by the bunghole? With your approval, I would like to submit both iterations of the definition to the above referenced website. Please advise. :)
     
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    #44 PeterS, Dec 18, 2004
    Dr. Trash...What would I slip in somebody's soda or coffee that will turn their urine purple or blue? That would be a riot!
     
  20. UroTrash

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    #45 UroTrash, Dec 18, 2004

    Dave, you could do that but its just GROSS! I don't even want to think about a male taint. Your definition is accurate , but still yucky.

    And with that thought I officially declare the office CLOSED for ever more. :)
     
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    #46 UroTrash, Dec 18, 2004

    OK, one encore...


    Yes we have medications that turn it blue, green and orange. By RX only, sadly.
     
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    #47 FarmerDave, Dec 18, 2004
    I apologize to all those who will now suffer from "genito-urinary health" issues because they have been deprived of UT's advice. :)
     
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    #48 F40, Dec 18, 2004
    Any way to make ones dong bigger?
     
  24. UroTrash

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    #49 UroTrash, Dec 18, 2004
    Encore #2: Yes there is a way to make it bigger; look at the bikini thread.


    Office CLOSED.
     
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    #50 DrStranglove, Dec 19, 2004
    Hey dont go !!! I got a serious one for you!!!


    I am being sent to a country that has an aids rate at 30% for women!! (yuck!) On top of that the command has banned us from taking any sort of porn to help with the common mail problem of excessive hard on's.

    So, my question is, if a take two slices of raw liver and stick them in a cantaloupe with a hold at one end, would that make, in your professional opinion, a suitable substitute pootie???

    (If he says yes I am buying Dole stock!)
     
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