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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by richard_wallace, Aug 7, 2005.

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  1. richard_wallace

    richard_wallace Formula 3

    Feb 6, 2004
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    #1 richard_wallace, Aug 7, 2005
    A Friend just Emailed me this - I got a kick out of it... Enjoy.

    Rich

    We all know those cute little computer symbols called emoticons,
    where:

    :) means a smile and

    :( is a frown.

    Sometimes these are represented by :) and :-( respectively.
    Well, how about some assicons?

    Here it goes:

    (_!_) a regular ass

    (__!__) a fat ass

    (!) a tight ass

    (_*_) a sore ass

    {_!_} a swishy ass

    (_o_) an ass that's been around

    (_x_) kiss my ass

    (_X_) leave my ass alone

    (_zzz_) a tired ass

    (_o^^o_) a wise ass

    (_E=mc2_) a smart ass

    (_$_) Money coming out of his ass

    (_?_) Dumb Ass
     
  2. Chris Taylor

    Chris Taylor Karting

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    #2 Chris Taylor, Aug 8, 2005
    I think my dad told me he first saw that joke on a punch card...
     
  3. tvrfreak

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    #3 tvrfreak, Aug 8, 2005
    ( Y ) Thong?
     
  4. richard_wallace

    richard_wallace Formula 3

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    #4 richard_wallace, Aug 8, 2005
    Nice :)
     
  5. Tomf-1

    Tomf-1 F1 Rookie

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    #5 Tomf-1, Aug 8, 2005
    LOL.....ricardo, you are a riot...my friend.
     

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