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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by 134282, Aug 7, 2005.

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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 134282, Aug 7, 2005
    A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor goes ahead and prescribes continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

    The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra do him, Doctor?"

    "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."
     
  2. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #2 darth550, Aug 7, 2005
    Damn Carbon, you scared me! I thought this thread was going to be pictures from a beach outing.

    Thank God I was wrong!
     
  3. OC Speed Junkie

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    #3 OC Speed Junkie, Aug 7, 2005
    That is a good one. I will be passing that on.
     

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