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ATM..Female vs Male

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  1. tbakowsky

    tbakowsky F1 World Champ
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    Sep 18, 2002
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    >Females in particular, please note...
    >
    >A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is
    >installing new "Drive-through" teller machines enabling customers to
    >withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new
    >facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when
    >accessing their accounts.
    >After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures
    >have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your
    >gender."
    >
    > MALE PROCEDURE
    >1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    >2. Put down your car window.
    >3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    >4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    >5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    >6. Put window up.
    >7. Drive off.
    >
    >FEMALE PROCEDURE
    >1. Drive up to cash machine.
    >2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
    >machine.
    >3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
    >4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate
    >card.
    >5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
    >6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
    >7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
    >distance from the car.
    >8. Insert card.
    >9. Re-insert card the right way.
    >10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the
    >inside back page.
    >11. Enter PIN.
    >12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    >13. Enter amount of cash required.
    >14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
    >15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
    >16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
    >17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
    >checkbook.
    >18. Re-check makeup.
    >19. Drive forward 2 feet.
    >20. Reverse back to cash machine.
    >21. Retrieve card.
    >22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
    >provided.
    >23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver
    >waiting behind you.
    >24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    >25. Redial person on cell phone.
    >26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
    >27. Release Parking Brake._
     
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  3. UroTrash

    UroTrash Three Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL

    Women. Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.
     
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  5. coolestkidever

    coolestkidever F1 Veteran

    Feb 28, 2004
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    I think its funny how my dad cant work the atm and my mom can, like reverse roles or something.
     

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