Here's on for Moretti (and Steve, of course) https://www.facebook.com/fishingworldaustralia/videos/624425154380674/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
For Steve... Funny http://newsthump.com/2016/07/11/killing-matadors-isnt-cruel-its-part-of-our-culture-claim-spanish-bulls/
A joke for Steve https://www.theurbanlist.com/auckland/a-list/40-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-new-zealander
Told you Moretti. QLD are simply the better team, and more importantly want/know how to win more. I imagine most NSW supporters have ripped their replica shirts off in disgust like the Eels fan did a few years ago. Fair enough too, NSW's State Of Origin team suck. Pete
Hey Steve, have you ever seen an elephant get embarrassed before? https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1520123218008543&id=108754582478754
An NSW husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her dismay, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces. They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head and a maroon scarf around his neck. The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?" "No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered. The husband asked, "Are you a genie?" "Oh, why, yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the man replied. The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever. The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!" The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire." The husband and wife agreed. After the genie and wife were finished [for about the third time], the genie whispered to the wife, "How long have you been married?" To which she responded, "Three years." The genie asked, "How old is your husband?" To which she replied, "He's 31 years old." The genie then said, "And how long has he believed in this genie crap?"
Not sure if I believe this story. What do you reckon Steve? http://www.foreignjournal.com/nude-sunbather-injured-townsville-eagle-mistakes-testicles-turtle-eggs/
So you're in Townsville now. My short research has indicated that turtle eggs are really small ... hmmm ... I'd keep this little fact between Steve and you Pete
A funny video for Steve https://www.facebook.com/gangperdeportes/videos/799409650104841/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
I walked into a pub last night to see a dog playing poker with a gang of blokes. "Bloody hell.." i said "that's got to be the cleverest dog i've ever seen" "You must be joking" said one of the men " every time he gets a good hand, he wags his f**king tail
written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some ******* that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for awhile. An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-*****. If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser. Boot camp would be easier for old guys.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling. They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any push ups after completing basic training. Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet. An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head. These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way. Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them. HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50...in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes?? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!
