"Australia... that's near Austria, isn't it?" "Oh, we were thinking of driving there next Summer" "Gee, you learned the language faaast!" All real comments I've received over the years.
Few years ago cartons of passes + tickets arrived from overseas for the FIM World Championship SuperMoto 1 of Australia. The org. starting getting them to the issue points as you do for an event like this. I got mine and had a look at it - FIM World Championship SuperMoto 1 of Austria. Still got a few of them for collectors of weird stuff.
copied from silver, just for Greg, but it IS very funny: https://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/threads/joke-of-the-day-no-p-r.322825/page-37
An oldie but a goodie A similar meme doing the rounds on the internets Image Unavailable, Please Login
'No good comes of it' says Turnbull of sex with staff The Prime Minister said he had rewritten the code of ministerial standards effective from today, because the current standards were "truly deficient". Mr Turnbull said he did not care if ministers were married or single, they must not have sexual relations with staff. Joyce lost his moral authority Image Unavailable, Please Login The scandal surrounding Barnaby Joyce's personal life has shattered his mystique and any authority, writes Andrew Probyn. He added that he did not want to moralise but told his ministers they needed to recognise that behaviour where a blind eye would have been turned in the past would no longer be acceptable. "Today, in 2018, it is not acceptable for a minister to have a sexual relationship with somebody who works for them, it is a very bad workplace practice and everybody knows that no good comes of it," he said. "This is the standard that I will hold — from this day forth — all my ministers to." Mr Turnbull said politicians had to accept giving up some privacy. Barmaids and waiters will have to take up the demand that will be created by this new ban on sex with staff. Stand by for new up dates.
The barista’s obviously quite talented, perhaps he’s a struggling artist Sent from my iPhone using FerrariChat.com mobile app
My wife asked me how she compared to my previous girlfriends. I told her she was the only one I had ever been with. All the rest were 8's and 9's..
If PP ever decides to move to Qld, these are available. Image Unavailable, Please Login Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
$3295?! WTF? $200 here for anything you like as long as it’s available, and I can’t believe the SA government would miss an opportunity to rip us off. Are custom plates differently handled up there in Crazyville?