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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. IanB

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    no, he was p i s sing people off when he was young too :)
     
  2. Aircon

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    OLIO and STFU
     
  3. FazzerPorscheman

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    Piz Gloria
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  4. Ferraridoc

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  5. I16

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    Few years ago cartons of passes + tickets arrived from overseas for the FIM World Championship SuperMoto 1 of Australia.
    The org. starting getting them to the issue points as you do for an event like this. I got mine and had a look at it -
    FIM World Championship SuperMoto 1 of Austria. Still got a few of them for collectors of weird stuff.
     
  6. kerrari

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  7. greg246

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  8. Aircon

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    groan
     
  9. I16

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    'No good comes of it' says Turnbull of sex with staff
    The Prime Minister said he had rewritten the code of ministerial standards effective from today, because the current standards were "truly deficient".

    Mr Turnbull said he did not care if ministers were married or single, they must not have sexual relations with staff.

    Joyce lost his moral authority
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    The scandal surrounding Barnaby Joyce's personal life has shattered his mystique and any authority, writes Andrew Probyn.


    He added that he did not want to moralise but told his ministers they needed to recognise that behaviour where a blind eye would have been turned in the past would no longer be acceptable.

    "Today, in 2018, it is not acceptable for a minister to have a sexual relationship with somebody who works for them, it is a very bad workplace practice and everybody knows that no good comes of it," he said.

    "This is the standard that I will hold — from this day forth — all my ministers to."

    Mr Turnbull said politicians had to accept giving up some privacy.

    Barmaids and waiters will have to take up the demand that will be created by this new ban on sex with staff.
    Stand by for new up dates.
     
  10. I16

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    #6136 I16, Feb 15, 2018
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    [​IMG]

    New Zealand Prime Minister in USA Vouge Mag photo shoot.
     
  11. Ferraridoc

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    Funny looking sheep
     
  12. 360 Kiwi

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    Wait until see smiles, more like a horse...
     
  13. FazzerPorscheman

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    Seems a very nice lady, however she could chew a carrot through a tennis racquet.
     
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  14. Aircon

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  15. Ferraridoc

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    Catching the eye of the gay barista again?
    NNTIAWWT
     
  16. Steve355F1

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    You’ve obviously been there before.
     
  17. knocker

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    The barista’s obviously quite talented, perhaps he’s a struggling artist


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  18. islerodreaming

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    John - a proud Australian man
    My wife asked me how she compared to my previous girlfriends.
    I told her she was the only one I had ever been with.

    All the rest were 8's and 9's..
     
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  19. Andy 355

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    And thats when the fight started... lol
     
  20. FazzerPorscheman

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  21. Gizzi

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  22. Aircon

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    Would look great on a blue glass 308
     
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  23. Steve355F1

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    $3295?! WTF?

    $200 here for anything you like as long as it’s available, and I can’t believe the SA government would miss an opportunity to rip us off.
    Are custom plates differently handled up there in Crazyville?
     

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