Aussie joke thread

Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

  1. moretti

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  2. Aircon

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    A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'
    The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
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    A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?'
    The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'
    'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.
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    Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
    'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
    'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
    'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'
    'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.'
     
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    Whom are you again?
     
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    Carl never been happier since they deleted the 1 & 2c pieces. He doesn’t have to give change any more.


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