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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Horse

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    **** happens.
     
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  3. Aircon

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    OMG STOP IT
     
  4. Horse

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    Why are you poo pooing our fun?
     
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    Funny that,he only puts crap on topics he has no interest in.
     
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    Surely his turd party insurance would cover any damage?
     
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    Now that's looking at it through a Glass half full....
     
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  12. Aircon

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    It's Hell to be Old

    OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
    An 80-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

    The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

    The next day the 80-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

    The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

    'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

    'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing . . '

    The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'

    The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
     
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  14. Horse

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    Couldn't you have asked Greg?
     
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    All he ever says is "Are you a clown? It tastes funny"
     
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  18. Aircon

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    lol....did it turn you on?
     
  19. knocker

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    It was too much I can’t unsee it, I’ll never buy a lime green garment ever again


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    We have Klink here.... Now we have kink here.
     
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  23. Gizzi

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    In the change rooms at the local pool, my mate was getting dressed and I noticed he was putting on panty hose. I asked him how long he’s been wearing panty hose? ‘Ever since my wife found them in the back seat of my car’ he answered.....


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  24. FazzerPorscheman

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    Not that pool joke, the other one please Gezim. ;)
     

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