LOL. I fell for that one. :)
Husband: Darling, if I lost everything and ended up dirt poor, would you still love me? Wife: Of course I'd still love you, darling! And I'd miss you, too.
or as one of Mrs KIAI's girlfriends said to me the other day: if you lost her, what would you do first?
Paddy bought a camel from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the camel the next day. In the morning he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The camel’s died.’ Paddy replied, ‘Well just give me my money back then.’ The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it.’ Paddy said, ‘OK then, just bring me the dead camel.’ The farmer asked, ‘What are you going to do with him?’ Paddy said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’ The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle a dead camel!’ Paddy said, ‘Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead. A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ‘What happened with that dead camel?’ Paddy said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 each and made a profit of $898′ The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’ Paddy said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back.’ Paddy now works for the Commonwealth Bank.
1. My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 25 and her name is Heather. ~ 2. Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "paedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary. ~ 3. The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries. ~ 4. A man calls 000 and says "I think my wife is dead." The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says, "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up! ~ 5. I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a pig. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." ~ 6. My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Vinnies to get all of her clothes back. I LOLd at 4, 5 and 6 5 in particular is a screamer
Your on the wrong website.....Those comments make the Aussie site better......It's full of poofters.....
A teacher asked her class how many of them were Bill Shorten fans. Not really knowing what a Bill Shorten fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bill Shorten fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bill Shorten fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Liberal.' The teacher asked him why he's a Liberal. Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mum's a Liberal and my Dad's a Liberal, so I'm a Liberal.' Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mum was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?' Little Johnny replied, 'A Bill Shorten fan.'
