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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Nov 1, 2003
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    John
    #8026 moretti, Oct 14, 2021
  2. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #8027 Aircon, Oct 14, 2021
    It doesn't say that.
     
  3. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #8028 Aircon, Oct 18, 2021
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  4. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #8029 Aircon, Oct 18, 2021
    Dummies

     
  5. 365GTC/4

    365GTC/4 Formula 3

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    #8030 365GTC/4, Oct 19, 2021
    No they are too well dressed and too young to be on FChat.
     
  6. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #8031 Aircon, Oct 26, 2021
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  7. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #8032 moretti, Oct 26, 2021
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  8. Steve355F1

    Steve355F1 F1 World Champ
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    #8033 Steve355F1, Oct 26, 2021
    As long as I’m called Captain Dick, I don’t mind.


    (better than Captain Gayry, anyway)…
     
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  9. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #8034 Aircon, Oct 30, 2021
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  10. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #8035 moretti, Oct 30, 2021
  11. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #8036 Aircon, Oct 30, 2021
  12. 365GTC/4

    365GTC/4 Formula 3

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    John
    #8037 365GTC/4, Nov 1, 2021
  13. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #8038 Aircon, Nov 1, 2021
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  14. 575

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    #8039 575, Nov 1, 2021
  15. 365GTC/4

    365GTC/4 Formula 3

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    #8040 365GTC/4, Nov 1, 2021
  16. Maranello550

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    #8041 Maranello550, Nov 1, 2021
    Started with 2000 psi and now down to 11 psi…I’d say another leak?…
     
  17. I16

    I16 Formula 3

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    #8042 I16, Nov 1, 2021
    Last edited: Nov 1, 2021
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  18. Ferraridoc

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    #8043 Ferraridoc, Nov 1, 2021
    Saggus Baggus - a common affliction
     
  19. Aircon

    Aircon Ten Time F1 World Champ
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    #8044 Aircon, Nov 4, 2021
  20. au-yt

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    #8045 au-yt, Nov 4, 2021
    A craker!!
     

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  21. Ferraridoc

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    #8046 Ferraridoc, Nov 4, 2021
    Boom-boom
     
  22. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #8047 moretti, Nov 4, 2021
    I used that 5 years ago on my way to Melb for the GP only I used vagina stretcher rather than arsehole ..... Troy knew the joke and kept yelling at me to stop :p

    Cop didn't see the funny side and gave me an extra ticket :oops:
     
  23. jmillard308

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    #8048 jmillard308, Nov 4, 2021
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  24. moretti

    moretti Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #8049 moretti, Nov 4, 2021
  25. simon klein

    simon klein Two Time F1 World Champ
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    #8050 simon klein, Nov 4, 2021
    Pffft ..if only your 355 could talk,scream,yell!
     
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