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Discussion in 'Australia' started by stephens, Oct 17, 2005.

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  1. Horse

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  2. alexm

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    Could just be a novel move to consolidate all medical and related services to simplify government rebates and billing into a single streamlined visit.. just wait and when they offer a "happy ending" option to your next dental appointment you know the process is deemed complete ;)
     
  3. moretti

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    well if he's had his finger up Sally's exhaust pipe I DON'T want him putting his fingers in my mouth !! :p
     
  4. moretti

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    coming north soon Alex ?

    My phone has been broken for 6 weeks but fixed now, call me if you're in this neck of the woods
     
  5. Aircon

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    operator error again.
     
  6. moretti

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    I got a Mozart this time, still not happy Jan
     
  7. Aircon

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    oh? windows mobile 7 on that?

    funny...I know the phones are ok...so hmm..what's the common theme?
     
  8. alexm

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    Definitely coming north again.. heading OS end of June so have to squeeze in a Melbourne trip beforehand leaving no time to also do Brisbane so scheduling that when back and will give plenty of notice once I lock it in..

    Looking forward to our postponed drinks and catchup!
     
  9. moretti

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    big fingers ... I not a girlie man :p

    cold time of the year, better make it a steak at Brekkie Creek, might be able to lure Horsey out for a drink or 50 :)
     
  10. Aircon

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    all depends on your definition. I've heard otherwise.
     
  11. b27

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    Cost me all of $8.60, teeth all fine.
     
  12. Horse

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    How's ya bum? :):)
     
  13. Aircon

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    where do you think his teeth are? he said they're good already!
     
  14. alexm

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    Sounds perfect!

    Will let you know when the compass stops spinning and heading north again with realistic expectations asap August.
     
  15. Horse

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    Ewwww. I don't think we want him on the GG run.
     
  16. IanB

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    have there been any emails yet?
     
  17. psw

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    I just got sent this by a mate after he heard I bought the Radical & he being a long time Porsche driver & me being...... well a Ferrari driver....
    It sadly never happens like that for me, any of you out there get this reaction ;)


    A question that is often asked of someone with a new car is "What will it do?"



    The answer is usually something like "zero to 60 in 5.3 seconds," or something along those lines.



    Well, here's the brand new 2011 Ferrari "458 Italia"







    The first picture is what it looks like:







    And the second is what it can do...







    Any other questions?
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  18. vegas1

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    Yeah - contact details for the Metroline girls ?
     
  19. Aircon

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    gee it's nice and quiet around here with that pap bloke on ignore.
     
  20. Aedo

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    The Mexican maid asked for a pay rise.
    The Lady of the house was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

    She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

    Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increeeeeaze."
    "The first is that I iron better than you."

    Lady of the house: "Who said you iron better than me?"

    Maria: "Jor hozban he say so."

    Lady of the house: "Oh yeah?"

    Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

    Lady of the house: "Nonsense, nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

    Maria: "Jor hozban did."

    Lady of the house increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???"

    Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

    Lady of the house, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?"

    Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did."

    Lady of the house: "So how much would you like Maria?"
     
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    "BARACK OBAMA TO STAY AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE"

    A word of advice,Your Majesty...

    Dont come out of the shower with a towel round your head!
     
  22. Horse

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    You funny guy.

    Have you put your order in for Roberts BBQ?

    (Robert Bailey, house with the tower, you know the one ;))
     
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  24. moretti

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    what ... no pork ??
     
  25. greg246

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