http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story.asp?ID=483&ED=56&NAME=masturbator
pah, rohypnol's for ***s who are into "date" rape... the rest of us losers are much more capable at romancing ourselves. i mean heck, with a six-pack under my arm (a keg where my abs should be) and a pack of ciggies up my t-shirt sleeve, how could i resist me?