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  1. darth550

    darth550 Six Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 darth550, May 27, 2004
    A little girl was leading her dog through the park when an old man
    stopped her, saying, "That sure is a pretty dress you're wearing."

    The little girl smiled and said, "Thank you, sir. My mama bought it
    for me. This is my dog Porky."

    The old man chuckled. "I'll bet a nickel I can guess why you call him
    that."

    She shook her head. "I'll bet you can't."

    He laughed and said, "You called him Porky because he's so fat."

    She shook her head. "No sir, we call him that because he f*cks pigs."

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  2. alanhenson

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    #2 alanhenson, May 27, 2004
    HAHAHAHA
     
  3. UroTrash

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    #3 UroTrash, May 27, 2004
    I love playground jokes. Here's my fav, (prev posted on my name change thread), in case you missed it:


    Chester the Molester is parked next to a playground. An 11 year old boy walks by Chester's car.

    Chester: "Hey kid, I'll give you a piece of candy if you come in the car"

    Kid leans over: "Nah, but for the whole bag I'll come in your mouth!"
     

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