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Be careful what you wish for....................

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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They start heading down
    the alley that houses all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's
    stall states "This bull mated 50 times last year. The wife turns
    to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year,isn't that
    nice!."

    They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull
    mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says,
    "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month.
    You could learn from this one!"

    They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated
    365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW!
    He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!! You could really
    learn from this one."

    The anoyed man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it
    was 365 times with the same cow."

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  3. Admiral Thrawn

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    hahaha, nice one! :D
     
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