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  1. MarkPDX

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  3. 134282

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    That's a riot...

    Is he smart...? i know it's just a stereotype about people with big heads, but you've gotta wonder how much grey matter is in a noggin like that...
     
  4. Chiaro_Slag

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    omg is that funny
     
  5. MarkPDX

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    Uhhhh.....yeah.....It's easy to spot the real criminal masterminds. They don't waste time stealing F50s and planning bank heists, they break into houses and put on women's clothes while listening to music...

    Are you familiar with Cesare Lombroso?
     
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    Ones actions are not necessarily indicative of ones intellect.
     
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  8. 96impalaSS

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    Beavis makeover. Add a new wardrobe and he's ready for primetime just like the original.
     
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    Hahahaha is that Des's brother?
     
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    please someone put NNOs pic on that guys face i have to see it.Jordan your good at that.thanks
     
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  14. 96impalaSS

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    he looks stunning.
     
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    Damm it Beavis!!!!! I told you NNOt to F#%@ that dead hooker!!!!
     
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    My god that's hillarious.
     
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    You must have been digging through the archives to find this one. The last reply was almost a year ago!
     
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    Umm, huh huh um huh what a dumbass!!!

    Like, this thread is, like, an old thread and stuff uh huh huh umm huh. Doofus!

    ;) ;) ;)
     
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    Do you miss Beavis and Butthead? Wonder where they went after they did America? Well, have I got good news for you! Turns out Beavis, in human form, is alive and well -- and committing crime right here in Oregon. Not only is this guy the spitting image of the animated headbanger also known as Cornholio, he was arrested under ... odd circumstances last week.

    Chris Kemp, 37, was found inside a Gresham man's home wearing the resident's mother's clothing and playing music last Friday night. To be specific, Kemp was wearing Carlos Castillo's mother's leopard-skin hat and matching scarf. Castillo confronted the alarmingly large-foreheaded intruder, who then returned money he'd stolen and agreed to wait for the police to arrive.

    So, you're asking, what about all the scratches on Kemp's huge forehead? No one knows for sure, but Kemp has garnered a bit of a cult following since his mug shot hit the 'Net last week, and The Smoking Gun offers this insight:

    As for the ... mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered.
    The unfortunately famous Kemp has also been featured on mugshots.com and in the Glasgow Daily Record.
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    He's on board with us too !
     
  21. Fan512bbi

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    I know i have seen him, Rob will let anyone in these days ;)
     
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    took almost a year for that one. :D

    Beavis Lives!

    always good to bring that image to the forefront of my mind through, cheers matteo. :)
     
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    I have no excuse :( please dont kill the kitten.
     
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    Rock on!
     
  28. wax

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    Luckily, I still have this pic I snapped of Carbon on 01/21/04...
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