Before it starts-------------------

A beer before it starts.


A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned
on the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

That's it!" She blows her top, "You b*stard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat a*se down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me
to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"









The husband sighed. "Oh sh*t, it's started."