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  1. 4re Nut

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    #1 4re Nut, Jul 6, 2013
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  2. Ney

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    #2 Ney, Jul 6, 2013
    Who is to blame for the current tire mess...?
     
  3. VIZSLA

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    #3 VIZSLA, Jul 6, 2013
    Bernie, please explain tire swapping.
     
  4. 4re Nut

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    #4 4re Nut, Jul 6, 2013
    Where's the money?

    LOL.
     
  5. tifosi12

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    #5 tifosi12, Jul 6, 2013
    When the big hand is here and the small one there it means it is five minutes to twelve.

    As it is in the tire situation.
     
  6. Mowgli

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    #6 Mowgli, Jul 6, 2013
    He's not saying anything, he's having a stroke.
     
  7. cmos

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    #7 cmos, Jul 6, 2013
    What brand of watch is he wearing?
     
  8. crinoid

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    #8 crinoid, Jul 6, 2013
    Bernie, where does the money go?
     
  9. 4re Nut

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    #9 4re Nut, Jul 6, 2013
  10. San Jose J

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    #10 San Jose J, Jul 6, 2013
    "First she put one leg over here, then she put another leg over there, then she..."
     
  11. kraftwerk

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    #11 kraftwerk, Jul 6, 2013
    "The Missus went that way, and the money went that way"
     
  12. VIZSLA

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    #12 VIZSLA, Jul 6, 2013
    Odd, usually they leave together.
    :D
     
  13. TheMayor

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    #13 TheMayor, Jul 6, 2013
    How to handle a dispute: this way, Ferrari wins. That way, Ferrari wins. :)
     
  14. kraftwerk

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    #14 kraftwerk, Jul 6, 2013
    True hahaha, ok it's a sh"t one ;)

    There again knowing him he didn't get stung too badly.
     
  15. kraftwerk

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    #15 kraftwerk, Jul 6, 2013
    Anyway you're the king of one liners so fill yer boots..;)
     
  16. kraftwerk

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    #16 kraftwerk, Jul 6, 2013
    Maybe if that was porno Max yes..;)
     
  17. tifosi12

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    #17 tifosi12, Jul 6, 2013
    ROFL

    Anybody been through a divorce knows that one.
     
  18. balenciaga

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    #18 balenciaga, Jul 6, 2013
    he is throwing up a gang sign him and Lewis came up with because Lewis is Bl............


    rocking a Casio watch... times must be tough.
     
  19. mcimino

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    #19 mcimino, Jul 6, 2013
    "I didn't bribe anyone"
     
  20. ScuderiaWithStickPlease

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    #20 ScuderiaWithStickPlease, Jul 6, 2013
    Which way will the NJ track run?
     
  21. ScuderiaWithStickPlease

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    #21 ScuderiaWithStickPlease, Jul 6, 2013
    Who could give us a clue as to why she sold the 599 GTO?
     
  22. TifosiUSA

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    #22 TifosiUSA, Jul 6, 2013
    "F1's point man"
     
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    #23 snap_point, Jul 7, 2013
    Who's paying for the magnum of Dom?
     
  24. DGS

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    #24 DGS, Jul 7, 2013
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  25. VIZSLA

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    #25 VIZSLA, Jul 7, 2013
    Damn.
    I knew it reminded me of something.
    Good catch.
     
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