"If the exhaust and intake plumbing cross like this you can make a turbo engine sound good. That cook on FChat said so . . ."
Scene: Bernie on the witness stand during his bribery trial Prosecutor: "Mr. Ecclestone, describe your conversation with Mr. Gribkowsky the night you agreed to pay him." Bernie: "Well I don't know why I came here tonight, I got the feeling that something ain't right, I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs, Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, Stuck in the middle with you..." [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g]Stuck in the Middle with you - Stealers Wheel - YouTube[/ame]
"And then the grim reaper brought TWO sickles and crossed them like this...thought he almost had me for a moment..."
Whilst in Germany, Ecclestone prefers to keep a peculiar pose. "You see, they can't handcuff me with my arms crossed this way, " stated Ecclestone. "I'm pretty sure about that."