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  1. 4re Nut

    4re Nut F1 World Champ

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    :eek: Bernie Ecclestone is...Scarecrow...DUN DUN DUN! :D
     
  2. 4re Nut

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    "Did you see that Marussia go this way then that way?"
     
  3. BartonWorkman

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    "You see Kimi, dear boy, when Mark goes o-v-e-r there, you go over t-h-e-r-e. Ye follie?"

    BHW
     
  4. Simon^2

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    Well you see,... Massa's Ferrari was heading this way...
     
  5. Neonzapper

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  6. ScuderiaWithStickPlease

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    "If the exhaust and intake plumbing cross like this you can make a turbo engine sound good. That cook on FChat said so . . ."
     
  7. F2003-GA

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    Hey Bernie What's your exit strategy
     
  8. 4re Nut

    4re Nut F1 World Champ

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    #33 4re Nut, Jul 9, 2013
    Last edited: Jul 9, 2013
    Scene: Bernie on the witness stand during his bribery trial

    Prosecutor: "Mr. Ecclestone, describe your conversation with Mr. Gribkowsky the night you agreed to pay him."

    Bernie: "Well I don't know why I came here tonight, I got the feeling that something ain't right, I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs, Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, Stuck in the middle with you..."

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMAIsqvTh7g]Stuck in the Middle with you - Stealers Wheel - YouTube[/ame]

    :D
     
  9. tundraphile

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    "And then the grim reaper brought TWO sickles and crossed them like this...thought he almost had me for a moment..."
     
  10. VIZSLA

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    The money?

    It went thataway.
     
  11. hookem

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    Whilst in Germany, Ecclestone prefers to keep a peculiar pose.

    "You see, they can't handcuff me with my arms crossed this way, " stated Ecclestone. "I'm pretty sure about that."
     
  12. NeuroBeaker

    NeuroBeaker Advising Moderator
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    LOL! Well, that's all I can think of now that you've said it! :D

    All the best,
    Andrew.
     
  13. tifosi12

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    Clever
     

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