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Bewildering Mysteries of My Life.

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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I’m an actual grown-up. I actually finished high school. And there is SO MUCH I still don’t understand.

    Fer instance…

    Why do so many frozen foods so poorly simulate the taste of the virgin product, and a $5 frozen Mrs. Smith’s apple pie taste so d*mn good?

    How in the world can modulating amplitude of an electro-mechanical wave provide such a variety if info that not only frequencies come out of my dashboard, but enough secondary and tertiary harmonics and varied qualities that I can tell a guitar from a tuba?

    How come 90 MPH seems relaxing and natural on a sport bike and 50 seems edgy in a Volvo on the same stretch of secondary road?

    Why is it so easy to stick to my diet until 8PM and so hard after 8?

    How come when you find a shoe you like there is zero chance they make the same model 4 years later?

    Why, when I live in a house with 5 women, and I have employed between 4 and 6 women for the last 15 years my understanding of the female mind has not progressed from when I was 8 years old?
     
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    It staggers the imagination how wealthy one would become if one actually answered some of these questions!
     
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    Grasshopper, if you will stop chirping long enough, I think you will find the answer to your problem.
     
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    LOL!!!
     
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    The world may never know.

    I am in a very similar situation myself. That is why I decided to go back to college to study psychology. I am almost finish with my degree and I still do not have the answers.
     
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    Amplitude Modulation, You still listen to AM radio? Wow, you must be really old.....................:D
     
  8. UroTrash

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    Hundreds and hundreds of years.

    Actually, after I typed it I thought about changing it to frequency modulation but I had already used the word "frequencies" in a different context later in the sentence so I decided to leave it as amplitude. A little poetic license...
     
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    Ha! Busted!

    You don't have a poetic license Doc....LOL!
     
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    You're going TOTALLY wrong there in trying to understand the female mind...that effort is best reapplied to enjoying all the other wonderful parts...IMO.

    Who knows WTF motivates the female mind...assuming for a moment such a thing actually exists.......

    Let's see what were the other items? Nothing important really...best left as mysteries.....
     
  11. coolestkidever

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    Chocolate drives the female mind apparently, its all they care about.
     
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    PATRICK!!!!!!!

    Does your mommy know you're wandering into MILF land???

    hmmmmm........

    The wonders of the internet.
     
  16. coolestkidever

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    My brother told me about that site, so go figure.
     
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    You could have said "phase modulation". Hey, just trying to help :)
     
  18. UroTrash

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    I think my wife suffers phase modulation...
     
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    LMAO!
     

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