Pffffft! A couple of guys from "The old neighborhood" found Bigfoot's body years ago. In fact, they amputated one of his legs, hollowed and made a bong out of his Tibia (which leg has been left up to lore)! The more you hang around with them and that bong, the more you believe!
bigfoot, yooooo My mother emailed me the same link this morning. I don't believe it. I guess I will have to wait and see.
What is interesting is that IF it is real, then it raises questions about who owns the body. If it turns out to be an animal, it certainly would be considered critically endangered. Therefore it is protected, you can't just haul it out of the woods and call it yours. Take a California condor corpse to the taxidermist and see what happens. If it is determined to be human, then there would be an investigation as to how this "person" died. If it was shot, there would be a murder investigation. For certain the body would be confiscated by the police as evidence. With that said I think it is fake but hope it is real.
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Same week as a chupacabra is caught on tape in TX. Excuse me gentlemen, I must go fashion a tin foil hat and gather my space tolls... http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/wfaa/latestnews/stories/wfaa080812_mo_chupacabra.3ea1e413.html
I saw that too this morning, crazy crap going on. Maybe that chupacabra is bigfoots dog and now since bigfoot is dead the dog is lost? poor chupacabra I am surprised the officer didn't shoot the damn thing.
The mountain gorilla wasn't discovered until 1902. Even as recently as two weeks ago 100,000 lowland gorillas were discovered in Congo, doubling the world population. That of course doesn't mean this is real or even likely, I'd put this story at about 1% chance of being genuine. However, there are places so remote that humans rarely travel there, it is possible that a large primate can exist. With that said I don't really think that Bigfoot exists, an animal that big would leave some evidence more than footprints (although the club foot prints have yet to be disproved). We would have bones, or teeth, or at least scat. The population density would also be so low that a viable population would be difficult. They would have to travel long distances to reproduce, and that movement would lead to some credible sightings. If they stayed in one place for long periods of time, we would have found their "nesting" areas by now, even in remote areas of British Columbia.
