Dont worry Nibblesdickforfun, youll always have Queerzilla.
Oh man... I'm not sure if it's the beer, or what, but this is the funniest thread I've read in a while... BTW, Allan, my friends & I have rented out Buttonwillow raceway for the 16th of April... not sure if you've got your 996 yet, but you can stop by if you'd like.
Knobnibbler is showing us that he is spending waaaay too much time on the gay porn sites. Allan doesn't even have to respond to your flame attempts, you are doing a good enough job of flaming yourself by talking this gay smack. Honestly, a person who can even think about posting something like this has some serious issues.
The Elmo comment brought me to tears... Bob, i'm right there with you (and the SoCal folk)... Although, i don't think Mrs. Troia is buying them for him, either... i guess if i owned a Ferrari or Lamborghini, then it would be okay for me to make nasty comments and get filthy with the mouth, huh...? A lot of people here are starting to show THEIR true colors... Double standards seem to run amuck... Tsk, tsk...
Goddammit Allan, I have to get some work done! I just blew snot all over my keyboard when I read that one (I have a cold), I believe you could win the flame war with one half of your keyboard tied behind your back! LOL
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit being a Beet Farmer. Ill stick to the wonderful world of asphalt and concrete. BUT, if the situation arises where I have to prove a point offroad....there is a solution for that too! DL
Sorry, not interested in offroading in my Murcie. I'm interested in wasting Lambo-bashers that drive 550's.
HA! Ill say this to you. If you wish to quote R/T roadtests...thats fine. You may have a slightly higher top speed rating.... BUT, you STILL MUST HAVE the balls to hold that pedal down to see for yourself! ANYTIME YOU WANT TO RUN THE ONION ROAD...YOU LET ME KNOW. Otherwise, obey all traffic laws on your way to the hair salon. DL
What was that? Oh, nothing. It takes a little more than reading glasses and a keyboard to win a roadrace. DL
Who's quoting anything? I'm talking about me driving my car. My foot on my pedal. My eyes seeing you in my rear view mirror. No worries, my friend. I am a capable driver. What city are you located in? All smack-talking aside, I would welcome a race with a 550.
i sure hope you two are just kidding around; i'd hate to see you two folks get into it because of a stupid, moronic thread about Allan Lame-o...
Well, I am about 2000 miles from you. However, there is a chance that I will be in LA with my car this summer. If I bring the car, I will let you know.
[Closed by Rob - Thread was OK until Nibbles came in. 1 day ban for Nibbles for taking the thread to an inappropriate level.]
